Back when I was in High School, we used to regularly turn in local Crack Houses to CrimeStoppers for the $350 reward money.  We would then use that cash to buy a keg and throw a party, the proceeds were then used to pay rent!

The reward money is not as rich today, but there are still many ways you to can earn beer money from CrimeStoppers with our tips below:

1. Not everyone knows where to find a Crack House these days, but if you do, that’s easy reward money.  Turn them in and you might be a few hundred dollars richer.
2. Every good College student has a few drug dealers on speed dial, skype or AIM.  If your drug dealer isn’t giving you a good price, ripped you off with some oregano, or sold you aspirin instead of E, then turn them in.  Not only will you get some reward money, but it will send a message to your other drug dealers to be more careful and keep their customers happy!
3. Fraternities and Sororities are easy pickings for people in need of beer money. They throw lots of parties with under aged drinkers.  Turn them in when you aren’t invited (or when you pay $5 and end up waiting in line for an hour only to find an empty keg). 
   1. Bonus Tip – Use the reward money to buy your own Beer (byob) and invite over those under aged girls that don’t have a place to party now!
4. Turn in that dope smoking professor!  Every college has one or a dozen.  Turn them in and you can buy a round of drinks to commiserate their misfortune at the local pub and score friends and a hot girls saddened by the loss of a great professor.
5. Turn in the Gas Station or Liquor Clerk that sells to under aged students.  If you are over 21 yourself, you can easily get some reward money this way, plus you increase the demand by those under aged college students to come to you to buy their alcohol for them.  This tip puts reward money in your pocket and it brings you a steady income, free alcohol and a BJ or two every month.
6. Don’t know any criminals to turn in?  Plant some evidence!  Get even with that geek down the hall that won’t let you copy his work anymore or nail the all too hot but overly religious chick that won’t go past 2nd base.  Plant some acid in their dorm room. 
   1. Acid is cheap, That means you get a great return on your investment with reward money.
   2. doesn’t take up a lot of space and
   3. packs a punch with jail time. (10 Years!)
   4. Note – Make sure you test the acid first to make sure its real.
7. Screw your Freaking Landlord, is your money hoarding landlord a prick?  Report the bastard to the IRS if he’s pocketing your rent money and not paying taxes on it.  If he’s demanding sexual favors, turn him into the police as well.
8. Did you win Backstage passes to a concert?  Well, be sure to take a video enabled cell phone and capture the band hitting the drugs and the under aged girls on camera.  Not only can you turn this over to the authorities, but after the authorities make arrests you can sell the footage to the tabloids!
9. Is Roid Rage a problem at your school?  Turn the jocks in for using steroids.  Look for the jocks with the smallest testicles, the squarest jaw, and the ones that have put on the most mass in the least amount of time. 
   1. If they get caught beating their girl friend that might be a good tip off too!  Then you can turn them in, get the reward, and take their co-dependent Co-ed off their hands.
10. How to Handle that Over Zealous Freak of a Frat brother during Rush week.  There’s always one frat brother that acts a little too much like Zed from Pulp fiction preparing to work over a gimp of a pledge and enjoy it a little too much.  Anonymously send them lots of gay porn before rush week, get them stoked up, then turn them loose on the pledges with a hidden camera rolling.  Turn them in for sexual assault when they get their rocks off. 
    1. Again this one pays derivatives. 
       1. The news eats this shit up, so sell it to the tabloids or
       2. put a water mark on the video with your website or blog so that it will be plugged when you turn it over for free on CNN and load it up on YouTube or Revver.
    2. The George Bush factor, Plus, if that same S&M Gimp loving dolt, ever runs for President, you can call in a chit and demand a Cabinet position or if you kept the video private like both Al Gore and Dick Cheney did, you can get yourself a job as the Vice President!

So get ready to get started (only some of the tips above are illegal, please consult a lawyer before you proceed).  If earning money in this fashion injures your delicate sensibilities, then you are reading the wrong blog and we suggest you hit the books and go find a nice square job designing assisted living software software or working as a Senate Page for Larry Craig.

If you need information to contact your local CrimeStoppers organization, check here at CrimeStoppers USA.

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