Christmas may be over a month away but most people agree that getting up at 4 am to go to a Super-Walmart less than 5 miles away in any direction is the dumbest idea they have ever heard of.

"Why the hell would I go to Wal-Mart at 5 am and wait in line.  Isn’t that stupid ass store open 24 hours a day 363 days a year?  They can bite me!” said Jeremy Rosenblatz, Senior Executive Vice Director of Politically Correct Marketing Communications for Cox recently during an interview on CNBC.

Jeremy’s not a lone, That stupid ass store can bite us!  We’re not going to fall for that black sky is falling go by extra crap so you can return it in a month after you have used it just a little bit but can’t pay your credit card bill any more because Bank of America jacked up your interest rate to 80% after the US bailed them out and let them by Meryll Lynch with zero risk, yes they can bite us.

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