Al Gore broke down in a fit of tears during a speech on Saturday this weekend.  He was giving a speech on global warming and the crowd turned ugly.  They were very loud cheers and boos as seen from the audience directed at Al Gore when he responded to a question from a member of the audience who asked, “Will you please run for president in 2008?”

Gore coyly responded in the negative and that’s when things got ugly.  The audience got very loud and then they got destructive.  They started burning recycled toilet paper and some even repeatedly did hand gestures in front of hands free faucets to waste water.  Chairs were flying and many people raced tot he parking lot to rev up their automobile engines to burn oil and create more CO2 emissions.

The protest was too much for the elder Gore and he finally relented after breaking down and crying into a water bottle designed to catch tears for use in specialized waterless toilets.

Gore seized his microphone and advanced into the audience melee stomping out burning toilet paper as he walked.  He told the audience that yes, yes he would run for President in 2008.

But Gore had a condition

I will only run for the office of President under one condition.  You, you the American people must stop buying and using products that are not environmentally friendly.  You must by eco friendly products before I will run.

With that, he dropped the microphone, stormed off the stage and drove his son’s Prius to the airport where he flew home to Tennessee in his environmentally friendly Hippy Blimp. 

No one has seen nor heard from Al Gore since, but it is rumored that Michael Bloomberg has been sequestered to Tennessee.

So now everyone is asking which environmental products they should buy in order for Al Gore to run again.  Our editors do not know Al Gore’s mind nor do they speak for him, but they recommend that if they were Al Gore they would recommend GreenAndMore.com which is even offering a coupon code through the end of the year that will provide buyers with a 10% discount if they use the code GREEN10.  Of course our editors are all about the cash, and instead of sending that savings in cash to Gore’s future campaign, they ask that people instead use that money to preorder ViralGrapeVine t-shirts, made out of petroleum and recently cut Amazon rain forest trees.

But I will be the first to tell you that our editors are a bunch of money grubbing jerks and they do not deserve your money and their t-shirts are not only killing the planet faster, but they also are just down right sappy.

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