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Thats not a parosol, that’s a new convergence device.

Its a solar power gathering device that also works as a personal air condition (ceiling fan like contraption in the top), as well as a video camera phone.

Apple had been keeping this one under wraps for months, hoping to work it in with the launch of their 3g phone, but they had a falling out with the company that designs it, who did a advertising deal with Google to avoid being purchased by the evil Apple empire. So now its supposed to work with Google’s new phone.

This combination will be known as the Android Poppins. It will e sold in the UK first and targeted at middle schoolers that do not get along well with their parents and nannies. It was recently seen at an espresso shop in South London during a capresso bogo.