The AssClowns at Webster’s Dictionary have once again REJECTED the inclusion of AssHat into their dictionary that contains and ass full of words. 

Origins of AssHat

The word AssHat traces its origins back to the movie City Slickers produced in 1991.

[Ed Furillo accuses Mitch Robbins of flirting with Bonnie Rayburn]

Mitch Robbins: That was “Have a pleasant and restful evening.”

Ed Furillo: No, that was “I like your ass. Can I wear it as a hat?”

Hence, asshat…

A lobby of Fark enthusiast’s has actively lobbied the Webster’s AssClowns since shortly after the etymology was reported there in 2002.  The word AssHat has been defined by the Urban Dictionary for some time as those smart asses never miss a beat. 

Definition of AssHat

Second Most Popular (Butt the most accurate definition of AssHat)

A general term for someone who carries out actions with such stupidity that they might as well wear their ass as a hat.

Pete begins looking for his sunglasses, unknowing to the fact that they are on his head. He asks Ed where his glasses are. Ed takes them off his head saying, “You are such a fucking ass-hat.”

  ~Urban Dictionary

Recto-Cranial Inversion Tangentially Relates to AssHat

Unfortunately, the Webster’s AssClowns suffer from Recto-Cranial Inversion Syndrome (R-CIS), which is not to be confused with RectAL-Cranial Inversion Syndrome and coincidentally is often an alternate definition of the word AssHat.

1. Recto-Cranial Inversion Syndrome is the condition of having your head up your ass.
2. Rectal-Cranial Inversion Syndrome is the condition of having your head stuck in your ass.

The first condition inflicts side effects that include the impairment of being able to see or understand anything because of the obvious (your head is up in your ass).    This condition can be corrected by wearing the appropriate posture correction, orthotic bustiers.

The second condition inflicts the side effects that people can barely tell your head from your ass as the head and the ass appear to be fused together.  This condition is very typical of people characterized as tight asses or buttheads. 

This is also not the same thing as getting your head stuck in someone else’s ass.

Petition to Include AssHat in Webster’s Dictionary Starts with Pooh

So it would appear the Referendum to Include AssHats in the dictionary will have to wipe their asshat slate clean and start over again working to get the Websters Assholes off their asses and get this joyous word included properly in the English lexicon.  We would like to encourage this effort and call upon our readers to please consider signing the petition to sponsor the inclusion of the word ‘AssHat’. 

To submit your petition, simply sign your name, address, and phone number on the next wad of toilet paper that you insert into your toilet and eventually Websters will get the message by the assload.

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