Hillary Clinton is not only on the ballots to be the Presidential candidates of Democrats, but she is also running her working girl campaign to win last minute votes by winning an award this weekend at the Adult Video Awards in Las Vegas.

She is nominated this year for work that she did not actually do as industry rumors persist that either a body double was used in her sex scene featuring a man that looks eerily similar to Vince Foster and a youngish looking John Edwards in a three some. 

Despite not actually being in the movie, Hillary’s head is in the movie either from a double or somehow the porn industry has worked their movie magic yet again.

Hillary is election hungry.  She hasn’t had any in years since Bill turned her out years before winning the Presidency himself.  So sources close to the AVN world are indicating that Hillary will be there, possibly in disguise (wearing a gimp mask), a tactic that she often uses on the campaign trail when she wants to see the real world without being bogged down with questions or interviews.  Hillary Clinton also uses this tactic when she just wants to get a good spanking.

“It helps me shed a tear and find my voice . . . .”

This is not Hillary’s first nomination for the AVN awards.  Eager to prove that she had a mouth as powerful as Monica Lewinski, Hillary is widely reputed to have appeared as a walk in roll on the low budget film Mouth’s Gone Wild.  Mouth’s Gone Wild is a video featuring women that are typically very drunk.  They are rapidly and easily convinced to let their mouth’s go wild on camera.

One thing is for sure, Hillary would do anything for your vote! 

She’ll take any press, any award, and any momentum she can get.  Wouldn’t surprise me to see her name show up on specialty bumper stickers designed to fit on your card for auto insurance, so if you get pulled over for a ticket, she’ll have a chance to convince the police officer writing you a fat ticket to vote for Hillary!

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