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Last night during President Bush’s last State of the Union address, the President did not mention his call for War with New Zealand. He saved that for the REAL state of the Union Address to his Illuminati co-conspirators in a vault under neath the Lincoln Memorial.
During the Real State of the Union Address, the President cited the need to extend his term as President permanently so that he could wage war with New Zealand a known and confirmed hot bed for Bio Medical Terrorism Research.
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Say what you will, the President knows all about getting raped by Orcs. He and several other male cheer leaders were accosted by Orcs in a post game celebration during college. A younger George W Bush never fully recovered from the experience after he was held down and brutalized by Orcs created by the nefarious John Kerry, who dabbled in Sorcery back at Yale before turning to a more evil trade of politics.
Soon after Bush turned to a life of drugs and alcohol to attempt to reprogram himself and rid his homosexual desires. He was mostly successful and capped thing off with a born again experience and a marriage to a lusty wife, but many feel that he may be reverting to the darkness of homosexuality.
Dennis Miller, recently mentioned that he had never told anyone this, but that the President had goosed him as he approached a podium to give a comedic speech during a correspondents dinner.
Since then many people that have been close to the President in recent months have come forward with accusations of inappropriate male on male contact from the President. All of these accusations have described situations where unwanted touches were advanced by the President. There is even some speculation floating through dark corridors of the internet that the President is inappropriately utilizing hostage torture video tapes that were previously thought to have been illegally destroyed by the CIA for his sick masturbation fantasies.
Posted: Tuesday, January 29th, 2008 at 3:40 pm under: Viral Conspiracy Theory, Viral Politicians by brettbum.
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January 30th, 2008 at 2:04 am
I think parts of this report are factually inaccurate…I don’t hnestly think GWB’s wife is lusty.
January 30th, 2008 at 2:27 am
Thanks for commenting publicly on this Martin.
You are actually the first brave soul to mention that GWB’s wife Laura is not lusty. Our phones and email server have been going nuts with many other people making similar assertions.
We are currently combing back through our source files to see if we may have made an error in reporting.
Currently we can not confirm if we were right or wrong. This particular portion of the article was provided by two different sources. Unforunately our audio recording of their information was deleted off the email server space that we have maintained at the White House for years (One of the perks of having our reporters in the White House for press conferences normally, but now that they are losing our emails its time to buckle down and get our own email server that the government doesn’t control I guess.)
Anyway, if I were to guess as to the answer at this point in time, I believe that our outsource over seas dictation transcription service may have inaccurately typed ‘Lusty’ instead of ‘Busty’.
Obviously, calling the First Lady, Busty is really not appropriate for us to do in such a serious media venue as the Viral Grape Vine. Odds are we will just issue a full retraction of the Lusty portion and not a correction changing Laura Bush from Lusty to Busty.
Now, that I think about it, I seem to recall reading some background bio information on Laura years ago . . . I believe there was some sort of inner Bush family joke started originally by Barbara Bush who is not Busty at all. Seems like Mama Bush, was a little jealous of her boy getting married to a woman of substantial rack proportions and offered up many snide remarks about Busty Bush.
George heard one of these from his mother and being the less than bright bulb that he is, thought that she was paying his bride a compliment. He too started referring to Laura as Busty Bush until Laura later learned that her mother-in-law was a real bitch. She then had to deprogram GWB yet again and condition him to call her Laura.
I do believe that man has been brain washed and deprogrammed and brainwashed again about as many times as a manchurian candidate looping through multiple realities cloning himself as he goes like a virus.