Local geese in Rochester, NY are becoming more and more concerned that the growing airplane problem is getting out of hand.  The situation came to a head this week when a local gaggle attempted to usher an airplane away from geese mating areas.

“No matter how much we honked and flapped our wings at the foolish plane, it wouldn’t change course.” airman second class Ferlunky Feddermine stated during a press conference.  “Some of the members of our wing got carried away and decided to take matters into their own feathers by flying straight at the plane, but the clunky dim witted metal bird could not turn away fast enough.  Two birds were wounded and 3 were killed, names will be released to the media once their next of kin hatches and can be notified.”

Over the last hundred years this new species of metal bird has proven to be more and more problematic.  The deaf and dumb creatures of the sky have very little ability to avoid other birds, they do not float nor swim well, and they seem to be mostly constipated except when they drop the most curious frozen blue feces while in flight, typically at very high altitudes.

The Answer to those stupid Cats that do not understand spelling or grammar – kind of . . .

EDIT – we are very sorry, but some schmuck has taken this video off-line, and that kind of sucks because this was a pretty funny video. That’s kind of the Internet goes these days, you don’t download a copy for yourself, you’re not likely to be able find it some other day down the road when you want to show somebody something funny. One step forward for some asshole protecting their copyright rights, and one big step forward for those of us trying to bookmark something funny…

OK, I’m sure I’m going to get some weird search traffic from this but it is cute and nothing inappropriate about it. 

Just a married couple that sleep with a moose.  

Weird yes. 

Possibly innocent, maybe.

Could be sick?  As long as they do not do anything inappropriate with crunch peanut butter. . . .

This may seem a little bit preschool, but its actually a lot funnier when you watch it. I can just picture some evil little birdies plotting the hit on this guy…

Man’s Best Friend sometimes needs a little help getting it up.

Not so funny, but its rare when anything this odd takes place in my backyard

Don’t forget to spread some mayonaise on your lawn today. Its weasel stomping day.

If you were a hot dog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?