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My Love Poster

brettbum — Tue, 29 Nov 2011 21:42:13 +0000

I’ve been seeing these ‘posters’ on Facebook a lot lately, getting posted and reposted and posted and reposted and frankly they kinda make me puke a little in my nostrils.

Then I decided if you can’t beat ‘em, maybe joining them and stuffing some of their medicine down their own throats might be the best revenge….

Or maybe I picked the wrong month to lay off the beer.

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Shake Weight Hand Job Exercise Video-Starts Slow Builds to Hilarious Climax

Viral Protagonist — Sat, 11 Sep 2010 02:09:59 +0000

One of the funniest Shake Weight Parody videos on YouTube.

“In just 6 weeks you’ll be strong enough to jerk off a rhinoceros”

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Annual Cinco de Mayo Yearly Eye Ball Scrubbing

brettbum — Wed, 05 May 2010 10:41:00 +0000

Once a year, we must all submit to bathing our eye balls. Those nasty orbs get relatively filthy without regular cleansing. While it is true that water on your eye balls can infect you with demons who will make you succumb to the practices of the devil, it is also true you have to clean them regularly.

So in case you were feeling reluctant about this years eye ball scrub, we thought we’d share this nice image of David Hasselhoff wearing an 80’s style bikini.

Enjoy your scrub!

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Jim Carrey Injured in Dog Suit During Making of No Man Sequel

brettbum — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 11:35:00 +0000

Yes Man may have been one of Jim Carrey’s best movies, but the decision to come back for a second round with ‘No Man’ almost proved fatal for the comedic genius who reportedly toppled off the back of a scooter while wearing a dog suit. Carrey was filming his first gay bestiality scene as the movie served up one impossible situation after the next in which his character should have said No Man!

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PGA Officials Apologize to Tiger Woods for Thwarting His Sex Addiction – Please Come Back!

brettbum — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 19:51:57 +0000

PONTE VEDRA BEACH, Fla.—Officials for the PGA publicly apologized to Tiger Woods today for thwarting sex addiction Friday, but the star golfer left unclear when or if he would return to the sport.

In his first public appearance since the November car accident that touched off the scandal, Mr. Woods defiantly denied rumors that his wife might have hit him out of anger or during their own private role playing fantasies. He implored the media to leave his family alone.

Meanwhile, PGA officials acknowledged that they have been receiving in-patient therapy for their issues and talking with Greek Finance minister hoping to seek financial counseling advice to help them recover from the tsunami of losses racking up now that they have pushed out their primary source of income, Tiger Woods.

“We have a lot to atone for,” stated PGA Tour Commissioner Tim Finchen.

“If there is anything we can do to bring Tiger back to the sport of golf faster, we will. Need stripper caddies, no problem. Lap dances in golf carts, no problem. Ménage à trois brunch events, we’re all over that. The PGA is going to sex up our act to foster a more Tiger conducive environment where not only Tiger but any sexual deviant, pervert, whack job, flasher etc that can bring in advertisers and money like Tiger can is free to express themselves and rub one out with or without help as they like.”

Wearing a black sport coat and open collar—and often staring straight into the camera—Mr. Woods expressed his appreciation for the sentiments of the commissioner and other PGA Tour officials as they stood behind a podium at the TPC Sawgrass golf course where the PGA Tour is headquartered speaking in front of a group of some 40 people, including friends, associates his mother and a bevy of professional women that flew in from Las Vegas just for the public apology event.

“I do plan to return to golf one day,” Mr. Woods said. “I just don’t know when that day will be. I don’t rule out that it will be this year. When I return, I need to make clear that my behavior and actions performed in private will be my business and my business alone, but if I text you for help while I’m lying in a ditch after my wife has beat me over the head with a golf club while running me down in the family car, call an ambulance, please.”

Mr. Finchen concluded the tightly scripted event by saying, “Tiger, I ask you to find room in your heart to one day believe in us again.” He then hugged Tiger while giving him a hand job in front of the national press.

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So Just Who is the Head Tea Bagger Around Here Anyway?

brettbum — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 13:48:00 +0000

Republicans are getting all worked up over the party to end all parties, its the 2010 Tea Bagger Ball in Memphis Tennessee!

Of course, they are not the only ones interested in this party! Democrats, Independents, and even the remaining Libertarians with a sense of humor that haven’t gotten sucked into the Tea Bag blow out can’t wait for the ultimate smack down in Tea Bag jokes.

The more socially conservative, conservatives were appalled last year to learn that the fun founding father catch phrases that worked 240 years ago in politics had taken on a very sexual connotation in the present. Even though many of those same socially conservative, conservatives are the SAME ones that give regular good ol’ boy conservatives a bad name by fornicating with any thing with a fornication button regardless of sex and religion while demonizing how bad that is for everyone else to do out of the other side of any remaining open orifice, they were none-the less surprise to find out that tea bags today can also refer to TESTICLES!

Fun Factoid! Did you know that both Tea Bags and Testicles hang around like limp sacks, not doing much of anything unless you pull on their string up and down a little bit?

Yup, it is true, so knock yourself out!

So if you have $500 for a plate of dinner, a $250 hotel room in Memphis and some twisted morals that you don’t let your congregation know too much about, head on down to the Tea Baggers Ball!

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William Shatner, thesbian media whore, Channels the Ultimate Political Media Whore – Sarah Palin

brettbum — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 18:13:23 +0000

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South Carolina Governor on the Prowl for a Menudo Singer Next

brettbum — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 17:02:01 +0000

The South Carolina Governor that got lost on the Appalachian trail angling for some Argentinian Tail may have his sights set in a NEW direction this month. Sources close to the Governor’s SMS texting account believe that he may be carrying on a textual affair with a former member of the Latin American Boy Band Menudo!

He is a Republican ya know and those Republican Politicians, they luv them some forbidden fruits.

Governor Sanford’s publicist will not confirm whether or not Sanford will appear on the new Fox Reality show, “Dancing with the Whores”, but she would say that Sanford has had a little more tango experience recently.

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Twitter Beats Main Stream Media to Reports of Britney Spears Demise

brettbum — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 22:52:17 +0000

People Are Rapidly Tuning Out Cable News for Twitter when it Comes to Breaking News Reports

Twitter Users were among the first people to share and see reports of the death of Britney Spears. Reports were filtering in through Twitter that Spears had passed away from an apparent overdose. Meanwhile cable news channels such as MSNBC and CNN continued to run reports about Michelle Obama’s clothing and the Presidential visit with Queen Elizabeth.

The death of Spears as reported on Twitter marks another episode in news, much like the plane that landed in the Husdon River where people standing near an event are better able to share details than any news organization in the world.

Spears was found catatonic in a restroom within the famous restaurant Genghis Cohn in Los Angeles. Patrons eating lunch were witnessed snapping pictures of paramedics removing Spears on stretchers. They did not appear to attempt any resuscitation while moving her out through the main restaurant.

Several people also uploaded images of what appeared to be lines of cocaine on the restroom counter.

There has been no official word from officials in Los Angeles nor from Spears family.

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brettbum — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 06:05:08 +0000

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