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Little Girl VS Cat in a Bag

Viral Protagonist — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 12:00:10 +0000

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Jim Carrey Injured in Dog Suit During Making of No Man Sequel

brettbum — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 11:35:00 +0000

Yes Man may have been one of Jim Carrey’s best movies, but the decision to come back for a second round with ‘No Man’ almost proved fatal for the comedic genius who reportedly toppled off the back of a scooter while wearing a dog suit. Carrey was filming his first gay bestiality scene as the movie served up one impossible situation after the next in which his character should have said No Man!

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What it Takes to Get a Government Job selling Dead Mules in 2010!

brettbum — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 22:44:00 +0000

Curtis & Leroy saw an ad in the Starkville Daily News Newspaper in Starkville, MS and bought a mule for $100.

The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day.
The next morning the farmer drove up and said,”Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night.”
Curtis &Leroy replied, “Well, then just give us our money back.”
The farmer said,”Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.”
They said, “OK then, just bring us the dead mule.”
The farmer asked, “What in the world ya’ll gonna do with a dead mule?”
Curtis said, “We gonna raffle him off.”
The farmer said, “You can’t raffle off a dead mule!”
Leroy said, “We shore can! Heck, we don’t hafta tell nobody he’s dead!”
A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Curtis &Leroy at the Piggly Wiggly grocery store and asked. “What’d you fellers ever do with that deadmule?”
They said,”We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do.”

Leroy said,”Shucks, we sold 500tickets fer two dollarsapiece and made a profit of $898.”

The farmer said,”My Lord, didn’t anyone complain?”

Curtis said,”Well, the feller who won got upset.So wegave him his two dollars back.”

Curtis and Leroy now work for the government.
They’re overseeing the Bailout Program.

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Goats Don’t Grow on Trees

brettbum — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 11:31:00 +0000

But somebody should sure as hell tell the goats that some day soon or we’re going to run out of trees.

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Geese Unsuccessful at Scaring Away Airplanes from Spring Mating Areas in Rochester

brettbum — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 15:31:27 +0000

Local geese in Rochester, NY are becoming more and more concerned that the growing airplane problem is getting out of hand. The situation came to a head this week when a local gaggle attempted to usher an airplane away from geese mating areas.

“No matter how much we honked and flapped our wings at the foolish plane, it wouldn’t change course.” airman second class Ferlunky Feddermine stated during a press conference. “Some of the members of our wing got carried away and decided to take matters into their own feathers by flying straight at the plane, but the clunky dim witted metal bird could not turn away fast enough. Two birds were wounded and 3 were killed, names will be released to the media once their next of kin hatches and can be notified.”

Over the last hundred years this new species of metal bird has proven to be more and more problematic. The deaf and dumb creatures of the sky have very little ability to avoid other birds, they do not float nor swim well, and they seem to be mostly constipated except when they drop the most curious frozen blue feces while in flight, typically at very high altitudes.

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Punxsutawney Officials Mull Feb 3 Redo after iPad Scares Phil

brettbum — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 19:31:42 +0000

Punxsutawney officials are scrambling to figure out if they can schedule a redo by tomorrow morning with their most famous rodent, Punxsutawney Phil, who was scared earlier today at sunrise on Gobblers Knob when Apple CEO, Steve Jobs scared the ground hog back into is hole by flashing a new Apple iPad and cursing about how evil Adobe and Google were before a crowd of over caffeinated spectators.

Mayor, James Wehrle, indicated this was not the first time that Jobs had tried to interfere in Phil’s prognostications of the season. “Back in 1995, Jobs showed up dressed as Woody from Toy Story and many people felt that his shooting of a cap gun at sunrise went against the spirit of Ground Hog’s day.” That’s putting it mildly considering the official letter that was sent from the Mayor’s office in 1996, dis-inviting Jobs from attending.

Fast forward 14 years, and many are now wondering if Jobs should be banned from the town altogether.

Punxsutawney Apple Store Manager, Geoffrey Randolph said, “Everyone knows that Phil (the ground hog) is a huge Apple fan boy. It was just cruel to flash that ugly looking over sized iPod Touch in his face.”

‘Cruel’ is also the world that PETA activists are shouting as preparations to boycott Apple products are being organized around the country. “Groundhogs have claws and can’t use Apple’s touch devices. The interface is very unforgiving for clawed animals. Enlarging the device just rubs it in, and that’s before you even consider the fact that the iPad can not play Flash. Groundhogs are huge fans of Adobe Flash animation.” PETA Animal Observational Studies Scientist, Zuen Zieu indicated during a press conference just after noon on the east coast. They like to play animated ground hog games. They just can’t do that with a Apple iPhone nor an iPad. “They fear they will be disenfranchised from the internet and relegated to a life of captivity and exploitation.”

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Dog Shoots Owner (not a blooper)

brettbum — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 23:09:00 +0000

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US Army Motivational Poster – Humor

brettbum — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 05:02:04 +0000

I saw this image sent virally in emails several time this last week, then I saw it on Facebook too. Its not right, but its funny. Probably, a lot funnier if you are there for the picture (with orders to ship home immediately).

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Merry Christmas from Viral Grape Vine

brettbum — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 19:44:00 +0000

We may share stupid viral things from time to time, but we don’t produce scary creepy stuff like this.

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Why Do Boys Need Parents?

brettbum — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 06:04:36 +0000

Maybe you sometimes ask the absurd question, Why do Boys Need Parents? Well odds, are you never ask that question, but you probably have seen this viral email floating around, or bits and pieces of it. I swear the list of pictures gets longer every time I see it.

Why boys need parents….

This viral email of course comes with the obligatory threat that you must pass it along or else

If you don’t send this to a few old friends, there will be fewer people laughing in the world and then your first born will be fed to one of the people in this photo series.

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