Darwin Award Winner Nominee Cross t’s dots i’s

14 Jun 2008
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So lest you think I was cold hearted in mocking the death of a man that climbed into the trunk of his ex-girlfriend’s car, after breaking into the same car a month earlier to steal her pocket book and trunk key. The same man whose girlfriend took out a restraining order against him just a few days earlier. The same man who also happened to have a long arrest record, but completed a manslaughter sentence and possibly paying his debt to society once.

This Darwin Award Nominee wanted to insure that on the special activities section of the Darwin Award Nominee Certification form that he had some good stuff to put in there to help judges ultimately vote him in as the 2008 Darwin Award Winner.

It would seem that Ricky Dale Simond Sr. was a suspect in the disappearance of his son’s girlfriend. She disappeared a couple months earlier, and Ricky Simond Jr. believes that Ricky Simond Sr was to blame, especially as Sr. was the last to see the still missing girl.

It could be possible that Senior’s own girl friend was lucky to find Senior dead in her trunk as opposed to being dead in her own trunk at the hands of Senior.

Ricky Dale Simond Sr. seems to have wanted to stack the deck in his favor of winning the Darwin Award this year, not only for killing himself in a way that was very stupid (locking himself in the trunk of a car on a hot summer day), but by also working to prove to the rest of the human gene pool that we might all be better off without this contributing factor in society.

Let’s just hope that Ricky Simond Jr. was actually illegitimate. The textbooks may tell . . .

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Starbuck’s needs brand advice.

19 May 2008
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Starbucks has other brand issues besides their peddling music over the counter.
Another one of those California Right Wing Christian Conservative groups.
There are so many in California critically known as the Right Coast by people that face globes while standing on their heads.
This group called the Resistance is calling for a boycott of Starbucks due to their recycling of an old Starbucks logo.

The Resistance says the new image "has a naked woman on it with her legs spread like a prostitute," Mark Dice, founder of the group.

For those that are curious about the background of The Resistance and founder Mark Dice, he is the illegitimate love child of Juan Valdez and Linda Lovelace, who had a dark steamy and hyper love affair in the heady days of the seventies as both Lovelace and Valdez experienced a climatic career crescendo. Valdez worked as a coffee bean picker in Columbia before later investing in cocaine fields and retiring to the Outer Banks and Lovelace redefined the porn industry with her exposure of techniques that had previously been held underground. Both Juan and Linda later gave up their stage names. They also both came to a bad end. Linda was a porn star heroine that later became an unhappy mother troubled by her past. Juan was a victim of the Bush War on Drugs. Both ironically passed away at about the same time, but their memories will live on in film for eternity, or at least as long as YouTube Remains online.

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Ronald Reagan’s Last Word Viral Email

03 May 2008

Reagan’s Last Words

We don’t know whether or not you watched the memorial service for Ronald Reagan,
but if you did, you probably noticed that Bill and Hillary were both dozing off

 

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President Ronald Reagan, who never missed a chance for
a good one-liner, raised his head out of his casket and said…

 

 

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Back in Ronnie’s days, Vegas didn’t have quite the reputation it does to day. 

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, etc.

But you can bet that if it had, he’d probably have added that they should go get a room at one of the hotels in Las Vegas while they had this one last chance!

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