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The iBoob device is inspired by the technologies present in both the iPod with the rotating wheel and the new iTouch.  Regardless, iBoobs are definitely hands on.  To increase volume, simply rotate your index finger in a clockwise direction around the nipple of the right breast.  To lock the sound level, squeeze the nipple.

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The device comes in many different storage sizes and many different colors and artful skins.  Unfortunately the device is not backwards compatible with other Apple products at all, nor does it synchronize well with any known computers, but hell no one buys iBoobs those reasons anyway.  In fact, if you have any complaints about your iBoobs the technical support FAQ’s recommend that again , you place your nose in the woman’s cleavage and just relax.  Alternatively, if you are having volume control issues, lips and lightly applied teeth may help you achieve the deeply resonant sound you are looking for.

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The Geico Gecko (lizard) of commercial auto insurance fame has passed away. Apparently, a fellow actor became violently distraught over being upstaged by the green lizard and attacked. 

Many on-lookers initially didn’t recognize the attack for what it was.  This all took place during a scene where the Geico Lizard was supposed to be picked up by the scruff (skin) of his neck in a fashion common for kittens and puppies.

Filming for the first scenes or commercial episodes featuring the lizard looking for motherly love in all the wrong places went just fine with an actual dog and an actual trained cat.  Unfortunately, a hawk with a bit of a temper and a beak to grind against Geico relating to a hit and run windshield incident, ended in disaster for the lizard and a meager meal for the bird,when the bird, promptly snapped the neck of the famous lizard with the annoying accent.

Geico Lizard

Born: 1999

Died: December 3, 2008

The GEICO Gecko leaves behind a wife, 4 kids, and 43 tails of various lengths.

News Source: Some viral email that a friend sent me.  I believe it is true, but I could be mistaken. He normally sends me funny pornographic images.

UPDATE

It has come to our attention that the death of the GEICO Gecko is indeed inaccurate as we guessed above.  Apparently, this is not the first time that reports of the death of the Gecko from GEICO have been exagerated.  Below is a news report from 2006, accusing the AFLAC Duck of shooting the Gecko Geico.

For the record the AFLAC duck was cleared of the shooting (which was not fatal for the Gecko Geico but did remove his 38th tail as a casualty).  The AFLAC duck was cleared as he does not have an opposable thumb, which is necessary to pull the trigger on a gun.

I saw this image on Can’t Keep Quiet browsing blogexplosion today and had a good ironical laugh.  It still surprises me that so many people can’t understand why Secretary Paulson is right in trying to save the banks.

This image pretty much sums it up.  Obviously, the banks would be financially more sound (and have a better view) if they didn’t have all those peskie customers and their worth-less-every-day assets.

Here’s a little viral email that I received this week that attempts to illustrate the benefits of voting for McCain.  Pandora’s box has never opened this wide before, strange times are definitely in our future.

I don’t know about you guys, but looking at this in a logical manner, McCain appears to be the better candidate.

ANY QUESTIONS?

Now, I doubt that the image is actually Sarah Palin.  I’m sure its photo shopped but in a country where many people are conditioned to vote for their beers based on catchy ads with sexy women, you have to wonder how much impact this viral event might just have on the future of the United States and the World.

Can you imagine just how much we are sticking it to Osama Bin Laden by pushing a hot VP candidate?  That might screw with that bastard more than all the bombs in our arsenal.

It is little wonder that this haircut, when sported, will almost always get a person screened and strip searched by the TSA.

If you really like rubber glove scenarios at the airport, then this haircut will almost definitely get you some lubed or unlubed action!

Image by Getty Images via Daylife

I really like this little viral number.  I received it this weekend while on vacation at the beach and I hope you enjoy . . .

Michelangelo’s David is returning to Italy . . .

After a two year visit to the United States,

Michelangelo’s David is returning to Italy . . .

His Proud Sponsors were:

This particular joke really only works if you have to scroll down to see the second image.  If you see the images together all at once, then the joke just doesn’t work as well.

Now few people realize that the original David was well known to have passed on to Michelangelo his mother’s famous acne scars cream passed down for twenty-five generations.  Unfortunately, the cream ended up killing Michelangelo, when he accidentally spilled some on a scaffolding, slipped on it and fell to his death in the Sistine Chapel while trying to paint a shiny star in between the finger of God and Adam.

Two women are being sought for their actions to against men in Home Depot parking lots in a trail that is leading men across the country from Home Depot to Home Depot in search of these women.  (Investigators are looking for them too.)

Their names are unknown, but the composite image below was put together after numerous victims perused a the Shirley of Hollywood lingerie collection online.  The models below are not the women in question, but they are dressed in a similar fashion and happen to have the same colored hair as the women in question.

Here is one victims account of his own suffering and his recommendation to others to help them as well.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don’t be naive enough to think it couldn’t happen
to you or your friends.

Here’s how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk.

They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to
look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say ‘No’ and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds.

You agree and they get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen May 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th, 29th. Also June 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.

P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each.

Here’s a viral email that explains the phenomena that entices friends to send other friends viral email.

Its all God’s Fault!

In this episode, Kenny overdoses on Brittany Spears’ weight loss pills after mistaking them for Viagra. 

Apparently we have to engage in this email networking of viral jokes if we ever stand a chance of making it into heaven as the following joking parable illustrates.

This  explains why I forward jokes MOST OF THE  TIME.

A  man and his dog were walking along a road The man was enjoying the scenery, when  it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead.

He  remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years.  He wondered where the road was leading them After  a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of the road. It  looked like fine marble. At the top of a long hill, it was broken by a tall arch  that glowed in the sunlight.
When  he was standing before it he saw a magnificent gate in the arch that looked like  mother-of-pearl, and the street that led to the gate looked like pure gold. He  and the dog walked toward the gate, and as he got closer, he saw a man at a desk  to one side.
When  he was close enough, he called out, ‘Excuse me, where are we?’

‘This  is Heaven, sir,’ the man answered.

‘Wow!  Would you happen to have some water?’ the man asked.
‘Of  course, sir. Come right in, and I’ll have some ice water brought right up.’
The  man gestured, and the gate began to open.

‘Can  my friend,’ gesturing toward his dog, ‘come in, too?’ the traveler asked.

‘I’m  sorry, sir, but we don’t accept
pets.’

The  man thought a moment and then turned back toward the road and continued the way  he had been going with his dog.

After  another long walk, and at the top of another long hill, he came to a dirt road  leading through a farm gate that looked as if it had never been closed. There  was no fence.
As  he approached the gate, he saw a man inside, leaning against a tree and reading  a book.

‘Excuse  me!’ he called to the man. ‘Do you have any water?’
‘Yeah,  sure, there’s a pump over there, come on in.’

‘How  about my friend here?’ the traveler gestured to the dog.
‘There  should be a bowl by the pump.’
They  went through the gate, and sure enough, there was an old-fashioned hand pump  with a bowl beside it.

The  traveler filled the water bowl and took a long drink himself, then he gave some  to the dog.

When  they were full, he and the dog
walked  back toward the man who was standing by the tree.

‘What  do you call this place?’ the traveler asked.

‘This is Heaven,’ he answered.

‘Well,  that’s confusing,’ the traveler said.
‘The man down the road said
that was  Heaven, too.’

‘Oh,  you mean the place with the gold street and pearly gates? Nope. That’s hell.’

“Doesn’t  it make you mad for them to use your name like that,the man  said?”

‘No,  we’re just happy that they screen out the folks who would leave their best  friends behind.’
Soooo
Sometimes,  we wonder why friends keep forwarding jokes to us without writing a  word.
Maybe this will explain.
When  you are very busy, but still want to keep in touch, guess what you do?
You  forward jokes.
When  you have nothing to say, but still want to keep contact, you forward jokes.
When  you have something to say, but don’t know what, and don’t know how, you forward  jokes.
Also  to let you know that you are still remembered, you are still important, you are  still loved, you are still cared for, guess what you get?

A forwarded joke.
So,  next time if you get a joke, don’t think that you’ve been sent just another  forwarded joke, but that you’ve been thought of today and your friend on the  other end of your computer wanted to send you a smile.

Here is a viral email that in one way points out the ability of people to leap to conclusions of racism.  I suspect the joke is intended to signify that racism doesn’t exist as much as many people believe it does.  However, I think what it may unintentionally point out is that real racism is often lost in the cloud of falsely perceived racism. 

Might be too deep for me this morning, but the joke is pretty good.  

A couple attending an art exhibition at the National Gallery was staring at a portrait that had them completely confused.

The painting depicted three very black and totally naked  men sitting on a park bench. Two of the figures had black weenies, but the one in the middle had a pink weenie.

The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his assessment.  He went on for nearly half an hour explaining how it depicted  the sexual emasculation of African-Americans in a predominately white, patriarchal society. “In fact,” he pointed out, “some serious critics believe that the pink weenie also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society.”

Negative of Three naked coal miners used to illustrate a bad joke before the artist was sent away for Orovo detox.

After the curator left, a young man in a Kentucky T-shirt approached the couple and said, “Would you like to know what the painting is really about?”

“Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery?” asked the couple.

“Because I’m the guy who painted it,” he replied. “In fact, there are no African-Americans depicted at all. They’re just three Kentucky coal miners, and the guy in the middle went home for lunch.

Alternatively, you could try and buy some plastic bottles of beer to teach her with. Just don’t take it too far. Before you know it, she’ll be doing jello shots off your belly and we all know what urban legend involving peanut butter that can encourage.

I’d hate to read about you for the next 10 years in a viral email….

Then again if you look like this chick, it might be bad for my hear 10 years from now, pushing up the bpm on my heart with racy viral images like this.
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In one episode of ‘Cheers’, Cliff is seated at the bar describing the Buffalo Theory to his buddy, Norm. I don’t think I’ve ever heard the concept explained any better than this .

‘Well you see, Norm, it’s like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

Check out this lame video of Barack Obama Driving Miss Hillary Clinton.

OK, its not much of a video and its not really storming anything, but its a funny image.  There’s something about them in the same car together likely going nowhere together as they try and destroy each other that seems to resonate too.

If you thought that one was bad, this one is even dumber.

Here is a cute little gift that you might just be able to afford with your rebate this year if the value of the dollar does not drop further.

But if the dollar keeps dropping, you will be lucky to view this image from your own broadband connection.

The IRS Pencil Sharpener

I’m from the IRS and I am here to help!

This is an image and caption from a recent viral email that I have received.  My own personal experience with IRS professionals has been very positive.  The IRS bureaucracy is definitely very problematic, but the people that keep that monster running are smart and talented.  Hopefully they get a laugh here from time to time to get through the day. 

A happy IRS agent has got to be good for everyone!

Today I received this viral email image demonstrating the quagmire any person (or puppy) might find themselves in when they get in a bind.  This particular image reminds me a bit of the story about the boyfriend that called 911 to have his girlfriend of 6 years removed from the toilet where she had been stuck and sitting for 2 years, long enough for her skin to actually grow around the toilet lid.

Hopefully, this pup will get faster and more responsible attention.