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You know Dasher, and Dancer, and
Prancer, and Vixen,
Comet, and Cupid, and
Donder and Blitzen
But do you recall
The Most Sexy reindeer of all
Rudolph, the buggered Reindeer
had some very shiny haunches
Had a Wax Job!
and if you ever saw them
you would even say they glow.
like Glow sticks
All of the other reindeer
used to laugh and call him names
like hermaphrodite
They never let poor Rudolph
play in any reindeer games.
like doctor
Then one foggy Christmas eve
Santa came to trip,
Into Rudolph’s haunches so tight
Santa Rubbed One out just right!
Then all the reindeer took turns loving him
as they shouted out with glee,
Who’s Your Daddy!
Rudolph the buggered reindeer,
You’ll Go Down ON History!
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