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Billy Idol Christmas Lyrics – Santa’s Rebel Yell
November 3rd, 2009 | 
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Last night a little Prancer came prancin’ to my door
Last night a little Blitzin Came pumpin cross my floor
They said "Come on baby we got a licence for love
And if it expires pray help from above"
In the midnight hour I cried- "Ho, Ho, Ho!"
With a rebel yell we cried- "Ho, Ho, Ho!"
In the midnight hour babe- "Ho, Ho, Ho!"
With a rebel yell- "Ho, Ho, Ho!"
Ho, Ho, Ho!
Deer don’t like slavery, they won’t sit and beg
But when I’m wired and horny they see to my sled
What set you free and brought you to Santa babe
What set you free I need you deer by me
Because
In the midnight hour I cried- "Ho, Ho, Ho!"
With a rebel yell we cried- "Ho, Ho, Ho!"
In the midnight hour babe- "Ho, Ho, Ho!"
With a rebel yell- "Ho, Ho, Ho!"
He lives in his own heaven
Collects it to go from the seven eleven
Well he’s out all night just once a year
Just so long, just so long it don’t mess up his beard.
I walked the ward with you, babe
Ten thousand miles with you
I dried your tears of pain, babe
A million times for you
I’d sell my soul for you babe
For cookies to churn with you
I’d give you all, and have none, babe
Just, just, justa, for Santa to have you deer by me
Because
In the midnight hour I cried- "Ho, Ho, Ho!"
With a rebel yell we cried- "Ho, Ho, Ho!"
In the midnight hour babe- "Ho, Ho, Ho!"
With a rebel yell- "Ho, Ho, Ho!"
Ho, Ho, Ho!
Oh yeah little Rudolph
He want HO
HO, HO, HO, HO, HO.
Oh yeah little Vixen
He want HO
HO, HO, HO, HO, HO.
Oh yeah little Blitzen
He want HO
HO, HO, HO, HO, HO.
Oh yeah little Donner
He want my HO
HO, HO, HO, HO, HO.
Touched by little Cupid
He want my HO
HO, HO, HO, HO, HO.
Blast from little Comet
He want my HO
HO, HO, HO, HO, HO.
Smash from little Dasher
He want my HO
HO, HO, HO, HO, HO.
Oh yeah little Dancer
He want my HO
HO, HO, HO, HO, HO.
Oh yeah little Prancer
He want my HO
HO, HO, HO, HO, HO.
Literalizing 80’s Music Videos Strikes Bonnie Tyler and Total Eclipse of the Heart
‘I’ll run like Rocky Tonight’
It started out as Hogwarts and turned into Lord of the Flies
When did spazzing out qualify as a dance?
What the effing crap
That angel guy totally felt me up
Posted in Viral Lyrics, Viral Music, Viral Videos | 
Tags: 80's music, Bonnie Tyler, fencing, preppies, Total Eclipse of the mullet | 
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Rudolph the Buggered Reindeer lyrics
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You know Dasher, and Dancer, and Rudolph, the buggered Reindeer
and if you ever saw them like Glow sticks
They never let poor Rudolph
Then one foggy Christmas eve Then all the reindeer took turns loving him
Rudolph the buggered reindeer, |
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