Last night a little Prancer came prancin’ to my door
Last night a little Blitzin Came pumpin cross my floor 
They said "Come on baby we got a licence for love
And if it expires pray help from above"

In the midnight hour I cried- "Ho, Ho, Ho!"
With a rebel yell we cried- "Ho, Ho, Ho!"
In the midnight hour babe- "Ho, Ho, Ho!"
With a rebel yell- "Ho, Ho, Ho!"
Ho, Ho, Ho!

Deer don’t like slavery, they won’t sit and beg
But when I’m wired and horny they see to my sled 
What set you free and brought you to Santa babe
What set you free I need you deer by me
Because

In the midnight hour I cried- "Ho, Ho, Ho!"
With a rebel yell we cried- "Ho, Ho, Ho!"
In the midnight hour babe- "Ho, Ho, Ho!"
With a rebel yell- "Ho, Ho, Ho!"

He lives in his own heaven
Collects it to go from the seven eleven
Well he’s out all night just once a year 
Just so long, just so long it don’t mess up his beard.
I walked the ward with you, babe 
Ten thousand miles with you
I dried your tears of pain, babe
A million times for you
I’d sell my soul for you babe
For cookies to churn with you
I’d give you all, and have none, babe
Just, just, justa, for Santa to have you deer by me
Because

In the midnight hour I cried- "Ho, Ho, Ho!"
With a rebel yell we cried- "Ho, Ho, Ho!"
In the midnight hour babe- "Ho, Ho, Ho!"
With a rebel yell- "Ho, Ho, Ho!"
Ho, Ho, Ho!

Oh yeah little Rudolph 
He want HO 
HO, HO, HO, HO, HO.

Oh yeah little Vixen
He want HO 
HO, HO, HO, HO, HO.

Oh yeah little Blitzen
He want HO 
HO, HO, HO, HO, HO.

Oh yeah little Donner
He want my HO 
HO, HO, HO, HO, HO.

Touched by little Cupid
He want my HO 
HO, HO, HO, HO, HO.

Blast from little Comet
He want my HO 
HO, HO, HO, HO, HO.

Smash from little Dasher
He want my HO 
HO, HO, HO, HO, HO.

Oh yeah little Dancer
He want my HO 
HO, HO, HO, HO, HO.

Oh yeah little Prancer
He want my HO 
HO, HO, HO, HO, HO.

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