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Another one of those California Right Wing Christian Conservative groups.
There are so many in California critically known as the Right Coast by people that face globes while standing on their heads.
This group called the Resistance is calling for a boycott of Starbucks due to their recycling of an old Starbucks logo.
The Resistance says the new image "has a naked woman on it with her legs spread like a prostitute," Mark Dice, founder of the group.
For those that are curious about the background of The Resistance and founder Mark Dice, he is the illegitimate love child of Juan Valdez and Linda Lovelace, who had a dark steamy and hyper love affair in the heady days of the seventies as both Lovelace and Valdez experienced a climatic career crescendo. Valdez worked as a coffee bean picker in Columbia before later investing in cocaine fields and retiring to the Outer Banks and Lovelace redefined the porn industry with her exposure of techniques that had previously been held underground. Both Juan and Linda later gave up their stage names. They also both came to a bad end. Linda was a porn star heroine that later became an unhappy mother troubled by her past. Juan was a victim of the Bush War on Drugs. Both ironically passed away at about the same time, but their memories will live on in film for eternity, or at least as long as YouTube Remains online.
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Romney Complains that Mormons Can’t Compete in A Caucus without Coffee and Sweets
Mitt Romney lost the West Virginia Caucus today and he’s hopping mad about the unfairness of the Caucus process. The caucus works when people filter into a room and choose a table to sit at. The table with the most people wins the nomination for that state. If no one has a majority, then the tables with numbers under 15% have to go sit at one of the other tables.
In West Virginia on the first round, Mitt Romney’s table came in first, Mike Huckabee came in second and John McCain came in a distant distant third. But no one had a majority.
It was around lunch time when things wrapped on that first session and people were hungry. Unfortunately, Romney’s table didn’t allow donuts or coffee since Romney is Mormon and the hungry McCain supporters had to choose between water and crackers or Starbucks and Krispy Kremes. They weren’t sure what to do so they called John McCain, who told his supporters that he did not want to torture them and that they should vote their stomach and that’s how the McCain supporters decided to switch to the Huckabee table and let Huckabee jump from second to first!
Mitt Romney then turned to his buddies at the ACLU and at the Federal Election Committed to look into the fairness of an event that could be decided on transfats and caffeine ingredients that are taboo at best for Mormons.
Jose, Third Man to Walk on Water
There have now been three men in pseudo history to walk on water.
Jesus
Peter
and now Jose
Christopher Walken’s documented effort to walk on water was disqualified due to unnatural influences.
This Roman 4th Century Fresco Features Jesus Christ Panhandling
Archaeologists working for the Vatican released a images of this dramatic Fresco restoration featuring an image of Jesus Christ panhandling. The Fresco is remarkable for several reasons. It features what is believed to be a fresco copy of an original created when Jesus walked the Earth 400 years earlier. It is also remarkable in that it features Jesus Christ holding what looks remarkably like a modern day collection plate or a WWI era British helmet.
The fresco was found in a catacomb recently discovered within the Vatican City. The catacomb’s location was previously unknown before water damage created a sink hole. The water damage was caused by the backup of a toilet in a newly installed female restroom within the inner sanctum of the Popes quarters.
The restroom has recently been the source of a great scandal as it was rapidly revealed that the women’s restroom has a one way mirror installed within it. Apparently, when a woman utilizes the Pope’s female restroom they are able to see through the mirror into the Pope’s own private restroom when the pope turns on the restroom fan, which apparently makes the mirror translucent.
Many scholars are still struggling to understand how a 4th Century Roman artist could have depicted a sign that appears to be written in modern English. Vatican scholars however have been quick to point out that the Lord works in weird and mysterious ways.
Update
We have received a large number of visitors to this article asking the Question
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Would Jesus protest or picket dead soldiers?
Would Jesus protest or picket homosexuals?
Jesus protest or picket actors that have died by accident after playing a homosexual in a movie?
We just wanted to let everyone know that Jesus would not do any of the above. Jesus was never very big on making political statements or making attempts to sway people’s beliefs with overly dramatic exhibitions of himself.
