Viral Sentiment Topics & Videos
Mad Skillz – Sarah Palin on a Bicycle last year
That said, no matter who you are you have to admit she’s got mad skillz on a bicycle!
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Had to laugh at this one …
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Drunk Farts on Officer Arrested for Battery
He’s then booked for assaulting a police officer.
Now, I’m now criminal defense attorney, but I’m pretty sure that this would be the perfect situation to plead the 5th…
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Barack’s Email Hacked
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In this funny little viral Image, Barack Obama’s email is hacked displaying messages to Barack that include a message from Hillary Clinton saying “Better Late than Never” a request from John McCain asking Barack to apologize to Sarah Palin for calling her a pig and a couple short messages from Jimmy Carter saying, “Bad Ass Shit” and Dick Cheney telling Obama in no uncertain terms “Fuck You” (with Fuck You as the redundant subject line.)
Unfortunately you can tell this is just a joke image as there is no spam messages in his inbox offering Viagra at a discount or displaying the latest offers on computer desks and furniture from internet retailers.
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Stephehn Colbert’s DNA to be shot into Space
Unfortunately, his DNA was lost on set somewhere . . .
Rumors are that Cameron Diaz (playing Mary) may have found it and hidden it somewhere, preventing Stiller from becoming the 2001 Space Baby.
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Stephehn Colbert’s DNA to be shot into Space
Stephen Colbert’s DNA to be shot into space
Comic’s genetic material will be part of video-game designer’s time capsule
NEW YORK – Should this world ever cease to exist, Stephen Colbert will live on.
The comedian’s DNA will be digitized and sent to the International Space Station, Comedy Central was to announce Monday. In October, video game designer Richard Garriott will travel to the station and deposit Colbert’s genes for an "Immortality Drive."
"I am thrilled to have my DNA shot into space, as this brings me one step closer to my lifelong dream of being the baby at the end of 2001," Colbert said in a statement, referring to the 1968 landmark science fiction film "2001: A Space Odyssey."
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Garriott, one of few private citizens to travel into space, is collecting material for a time capsule of human DNA, a history of humanity’s greatest achievements and personal messages.
The host of "The Colbert Report" will essentially be preserved so that aliens can clone him.
"In the unlikely event that Earth and humanity are destroyed, mankind can be resurrected with Stephen Colbert’s DNA," Garriott said in a statement. "Is there a better person for us to turn to for this high-level responsibility?"
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/…/26599373/
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As Larry the Cable Guy would say while popping some new diet pills and sucking in his gut for a commercial, that’s just funny I don’t care who you are.
Large Hadron Collider (LHC) — Webcam link!
For the next 48 hours, they’re working on some serious science nonstop. It sounds boring, thunking protons into each other at 99.9999% the speed of light, but it’s really kinda cool stuff.
They’ve set up a couple webcams to show what’s going on, so check it out:
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All New Seinfeld Episode-Costar Bill Gates
They were very surprised to see just who it was that has replaced Kramer. The new character is named Bill Gates and is played by Bill Gates.
So far there has been no inclusion nor mention of Elaine or George, but we can all pretty much assume that Bill and Elaine will likely be an item in a future episode.
This first episode is titled ‘Shoe Circus’. I must warn you that there is some content in here that could be deemed to be of a sexual nature (shower scenes and ass shaking).
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Ahnuld in the morning
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Neat Waterfall
This quick video of what you might consider as a water fall (really it is water that is dropped in a rather imaginative way to create a spectacular visual display) is very very mesmerizing to watch.
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I suppose there will come a time when this technology can be used in every backyard garden across the country, selling and buying them in yard sales even as people try to scratch out a few extra bucks before the bank takes their house and they have to load up the rest of their stuff into moving trucks.
Airconditioned by satan
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I found this great image on Utterz and the first thing I though of was John Lovitz, asking “Well is you house air conditioned by . . . . . . “
SATAN!
Seriously, those new hellfire and brimstone air conditioners are supposed to save people a lot of money on their electricity bills, they don’t pollute the air with harmful fluorocarbons and they even can plug into your computer via usb to provide you with mobile cooling with a little flash memory built into the air conditioner for those times when you need a little extra system memory, because everyone knows that computer crashes are very very very frequent in hell!
‘I am a Moron’ iPhone Application Scrapped
It would seem that some one beat us to market with a similar concept “I am Rich”, an iPhone application that sold for $999 (maximum price) through Apple Stores. Unlike our application, the ‘I am Rich’ application did nothing but display a screen saver with a Ruby on it as a ‘work of art‘, which could be used as a status symbol to let your friends know that you had money to burn.
It sure didn’t do anything practical like increase vault size or help get a $40 million beach house approved on the Ocean side of A1A in Palm Beach.
Our application on the contrary served a valuable public service. It randomly replaced ring tones on a users iPhone with the very loud and vocal words of “HEY YOU BIG DUMB MORON, ANSWER YOUR STUPID PHONE!”.
Our application also was designed to sell at a price point of $999. We conducted a large number of focus groups and marketing surveys with a specialty marketing firm (maybe you’ve heard of them FanBoy Research Inc in San Francisco).
Their research results indicated that there would be a massive number of iPhone users that would love this product and its service.
Unfortunately, Apple has decided to block our application from their store temporarily as they undergo a full review of their application approval process.
That review is expected to take 9 months. We do not have the funding to keep our startup going that long and we are now forced to shut things down.
We do not have much debt($123,452 mostly owed to Appalachian Strip Clubs), so if anyone has a spare $40 million dollars laying around, this would be a great opportunity to sink some money into a great equity deal. Please contact me and we can discuss the sale of the rights to our application. If I don’t pick up on the first ring myself, its because I’m playing PS3 in a tourney today at my parent’s house. I start middle school next week and have to get through this level with my team.
For an extra $123,452 we can complete beta testing as well. (It would seem that all of our beta testers spend a lot of time in Appalachian Strip Clubs.)
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Crazy On You Mix – Orgasmetric System
Second, I wanted to talk about the Orgasmetric system. Now, I for one am very glad to see more people embracing the orgasmetric system. For decades in America we have been stuck on the English Orgasm system, with heavy puritan influences.
Even when the free love movement hit America 40 years ago, people still measured their orgasms against the old system.
Well, everyone knows that the numbers are always a lot bigger when you use any variation of the metric system and that goes dOuble for the Orgasmetric system.
Now, of course the standard unit of measure for the the Orgasmetric system is the ‘Ooooooh’, pronounced with an emphasis on the transition from the hard sounding O to the trailing oooooooo.
In the english system, the standard measurement is the Grunt. Because cursing or exclaiming the name of your favorite deity is typically taboo, only grunts are allowed.
So under the Orgasmetric system you will commonly see references to the
miliOoooooh
centiOoooooh
deciOoooooh
Ooooooh
decaOoooooh
hectaOoooooh
kilaOoooooh
Now things don’t get really mythical until you reach for the GigaOoooooh. Like fusion, a teraOoooooh is currently out of the reach of humankind, but many people think that science could make this possible within the next 10 years.
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Now, isn’t that metric application a lot more interesting than measuring tape drives, or distance or converting liquid volume. Science can be the best field in the world, you just have to pick the right specialty!
