Viral Sex Topics & Videos

Pfizer Announcement

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of ‘cocktails’, ‘highballs’ and just a good old-fashioned ‘stiff drink’.

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer’s research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

Odds are if you are normal or have any experience on the internet, if you receive an email or a private message from a social networking site like Facebook or something and it reads something like this

I think you are the greatest thing since sliced bread!  Send me your email address.  I’d like to send you (naked) pictures of myself and possibly have a live webcam video chat with you!

You should probably ignore that email and send it to your spam bucket unless you are a Hillary Supporter, in which case you probably already know that its just Hillary’s normal tactic for teasing campaign contributions out of Americans.

Sure you could have an online relationship, maybe even have internet sex but think about your actions. 

If you have internet sex with someone,

• you are also having internet sex with everyone they have had internet sex with,
• everyone they are having internet sex with at the same time they have internet sex with you
• and conversely you are also having sex with absolutely no one!

That’s because when you have internet sex you are just masturbating!

You can call it internet sex all you like, but the reality is its just masturbation (no matter what your spouse or parents say).

Mouse In The Girls Bra – Funny bloopers R us

The new Harry Potter movie, Harry Potter and The Order of the Phoenix is coming out on July 11th and following that the last book in the series, Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows will be release on July 26th. 

I suspect that the next movie might start to emulate this SNL clip.

Harry Potter – Sexy Version – Watch more amazing videos here

There is a site that is out there working to promote the new book and donating part of the proceeds to charity. Plus they are holding a Harry Potter guess the ending type of contest for $500 to see who can guess the ending the most correctly. I bet that no one will guess that Hermione will end up with a rack of D’s by the seventh movie, but that’s a bit out of scope for the contest. I also doubt that Lindsay Lohan will substitute in to replace hermione, but maybe if they come out with a television series for Harry Potter someday, this might make a good model for the show.

In the meantime I suspect that Harry Potter will remain a lot more tame and PG-13, but this video does make for a funny Harry Potter Spoof.