In a move that experts believe will catch on around the country, many drivers in New York are attempting to ‘lane pool’ in order to reduce the cost of tolls.  A Lane pooler essentially shares the same exact lane space with another car.  Instead of 2 cars driving in single file in the same lane, they drive side by side, thus reducing linear congestion.

Drivers that wish to benefit from lane pooling may need to have their cars slightly modified in one of the newly provided lane pooling modification centers.  During lane pooling modification, two cars are analyzed very carefully by experts to determine if they will be able to fit side by side within a standard sized toll road.

If the cars are slightly too wide, their vehicles can be right sized for lane pooling for a nominal extra fee of $200 which will generally pay for itself for drivers that would take more than 10 trips on any given toll road in the the New York area next year. 

New Jersey is also considering lane pooling options for its state.  As more New York lane poolers start to travel to New Jersey, they sometimes attempt to continue lane pooling across the state border.

Unfortunately, they currently still have to pay the old 2 car rate.  That may change as the state takes up new legislation that would both allow a non-driver in a vehicle to pump gas for that vehicle at gas stations, and a new tax credit for a air filters that can be installed on bumpers.  These air filters are similar in design to deer whistles that frighten away deer on the side of the road, but in this case the filters, filter CO2 emissions.

Christmas may be over a month away but most people agree that getting up at 4 am to go to a Super-Walmart less than 5 miles away in any direction is the dumbest idea they have ever heard of.

"Why the hell would I go to Wal-Mart at 5 am and wait in line.  Isn’t that stupid ass store open 24 hours a day 363 days a year?  They can bite me!” said Jeremy Rosenblatz, Senior Executive Vice Director of Politically Correct Marketing Communications for Cox recently during an interview on CNBC.

Jeremy’s not a lone, That stupid ass store can bite us!  We’re not going to fall for that black sky is falling go by extra crap so you can return it in a month after you have used it just a little bit but can’t pay your credit card bill any more because Bank of America jacked up your interest rate to 80% after the US bailed them out and let them by Meryll Lynch with zero risk, yes they can bite us.

The remainder of this blog article purposefully left blank.

iJustine on the beach with fake boobs

No these are not her boobs, she’s found fake boobs left the beach by hundreds of thousands of implant recipients. Breast implants don’t go in the trash and go to the dump, they go to the beach. and this young reporter is there to pick up the story and squeeze a little bit maybe to….

Alternatively, you could try and buy some plastic bottles of beer to teach her with. Just don’t take it too far. Before you know it, she’ll be doing jello shots off your belly and we all know what urban legend involving peanut butter that can encourage.

I’d hate to read about you for the next 10 years in a viral email….

Then again if you look like this chick, it might be bad for my hear 10 years from now, pushing up the bpm on my heart with racy viral images like this.
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In one episode of ‘Cheers’, Cliff is seated at the bar describing the Buffalo Theory to his buddy, Norm. I don’t think I’ve ever heard the concept explained any better than this .

‘Well you see, Norm, it’s like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

ViralGrapeVine was the first organization to break the news to Obama supporters and lovers across the country and across the world.

Barack Obama is Out of the Race! 

He’s out of the Democratic Primary and he is out of the race for the 2008 Presidential election.  Barack Obama was found to be unqualified to be President of the United States after a public demonstration in Altoona, Pennsylvania.  Barack Obama showed up to what he thought would be a casual working class campaign stop. 

He bowled 10 frames with a staffer and racked up the amazingly low score of 37.  That’s right, he rolled the ball 20 times at 10 pins and only hit 37 pins (hard enough to knock them down).  The candidate was plagued by gutter balls and velcro shoes.

Little did Obama know that this was actually a test of the Bavarian sect of the Illuminati.  The Bavarian Illuminati have run the United States after substituting George Washington with a look alike actually named Adama Weishaupt (Vise Hopt’d) shortly after the American Revolution.

Since then the Illuminati have used their satanic ritual of testing potential Presidential candidates with seeming simple and innocent games such as nine pins, horse shoes, bowling and even tick tack toe.

The game used to test Abraham Lincoln in 1859 when he played against a chicken a match that many Illuminati insiders claimed as a rigged and unfair contest.  In 1859 it was almost impossible for a person to actually win a game of tic tac toe against a chicken.

In the modern age people today have a much better chance at besting chickens today after generations of Tyson led fowl genocide.

Barack Obama went up against the Illuminati this weekend and lost.  Many politicos have understood for some time that Obama was a member of the Ancients of Mu a Pacific Rim secret society that has fought distantly against the Illuminati, whom originated in Atlantis and later migrated to Greece, took over the Ottoman empire, then migrated through the Austro-Hungarian Empire and back across the Atlantic to the United States through their Bavarian sect.

Many people feel that the Illuminati are preparing for another transition out of the United States and back to the Middle East either to settle in Iraq, Pakistan, or Afghanistan so that they can prepare an offensive against the seat of the Ancients of Mu in Beijing.

All of that maneuvering seems to have gone against Barack Obama who was prepared to sweep the 2008 election until he was undone by a poison pill planted by the Illuminati grand wizard Harry Truman back in 1947.  Truman realized in 1947 that managing the US Nuclear arsenal could never fall into the hands of anyone belong to the Ancients of Mu and setup a secret program to test potential candidates by subjecting them to a bowling test. 

Since then many people have unknowingly taken this test in bowling allies across the United States.  Presidential material was typically identified early in life and tracked very closely, but Obama grew up in Indonesia and later Hawaii and fell off the radar of the Illuminati.

It wasn’t until this last weekend that an Illuminati spy working deep inside the Obama campaign, organized the stop engineered to test Obama and remove him ultimately from the campaign and contest for the Presidency.

That Illuminati plot has succeeded and the Ancients of Mu have to venture back to the drawing board.

Here’s a nice little Viral Email joke with no curse words

I promise its still funny or else I will guarantee you a $1 – our normal policy.  Just send me $5 and a self addressed stamped envelope and I will send you a dollar for our guarantee.

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, ‘Well, I’m off now. The man should be here soon.’

Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. ‘Good morning, Ma’am’, he said, ‘I’ve come to…’
‘Oh, no need to explain,’ Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, ‘I’ve been expecting you.’

‘Have you really?’ said the photographer. ‘Well, that’s good. Did you know babies are my specialty?’

‘Well that’s what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat’.

After a moment she asked, blushing, ‘Well, where do we start?’

‘Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there.’

‘Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn’t work out for Harry and me!’

‘Well, Ma’am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I’m sure you’ll be pleased with the results.’

‘My, that’s a lot!’, gasped Mrs. Smith.

‘Ma’am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I’d love to be In and out in five minutes, but I’m sure you’d be disappointed with that.’

‘Don’t I know it,’ said Mrs. Smith quietly.

The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. ‘This was done on the top of a bus,’ he said.

‘Oh, my God!’ Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat.

‘And these twins turned out exceptionally well – when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with.’

‘She was difficult?’ asked Mrs. Smith.

‘Yes, I’m afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good look’

‘Four and five deep?’ said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement.

‘Yes’, the photographer replied. ‘And for more than three hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling – I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in.’

Mrs. Smith leaned forward. ‘Do you mean they actually chewed on your, uh…equipment?’

‘It’s true, Ma’am, yes.. Well, if you’re ready, I’ll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right away.’

‘Tripod?’

‘Oh yes, Ma’am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It’s much too big to be held in the hand very long.’

Mrs. Smith fainted

Unanswered Questions

If you are very astute you may have noticed several unanswered questions that I did not mention in our article on How Taxes Really work for the sake of brevity.  If by chance you do not like these questions or the answers to these questions then do something to fix the system that is creating them or send me $100 and I will write an alternate version for you within the next 10 years.

1. Why didn’t the bar just give the tenth man $ 1 instead of taking $9 and paying $10?
1. The tenth man needed a receipt for the governments $10 paid to the bar, and the bar needed to launder $9 in drug and prostitution money they brought in under the table.
2. What happened to the United States?
1. The United States was seized by France that holds control over the country in the name of the Chinese that are moving here by the boat load.  France was chosen to appease them as they still have nuclear weapons and they were seen as the lesser of two evils by the Chinese as compared to Russia.
3. What Happened to the President of the United States?
1. He fled the country, sought sanctuary in Saudi Arabia where he converted to Islam.  His wife and daughters fled with him and they have not been seen since.  It is assumed that they are simply veiled now, but many people suspect that his wife was stoned to death and that his daughters were sold into bondage to a Bin Laden family member related to Osama.
4. There are several company names mentioned in this article, do they refer to actual companies or actual events?
1. These refer to actual events but do not refer to actual companies.  Any similarity of names in this account and real company names are solely the result of chance and possibly a faulty spell check system.  Any possible real companies with similar names would likely be far more greedy.
5. After the tenth man didn’t have to pay for beer, how did you come up with the percentages?
1. At $18, $12, $7, $3, and $1 the remaining paying people were paying a total of $41 dollars.  I then determined what percentage of $41 each was paying.  That broke down as  57%, 38%, 22%, 10% and 3%.  So I was then easily able to multiply these percentages by the new total of $130.
6. Did the bar have to shut down after they lost all of their customers and their aluminum kegs?
1. No, because they made their real money in prostitution and drugs, which increased as more people got into financial trouble and as more people needed to make money.  The bar actually expanded and eventually took over an old Wal-mart (the non super type) where people could go to buy their drugs and spend 5 minutes with a prostitute.  Ironically by that time most of the prostitutes were former wives of their customers.  The bar was also by now owned by the Chinese, who had essentially learned how to prostitute American Wives to their American husbands and take their money for the privilege.
7. Is the ViralGrapeVine Guarantee for Real?  How about the Tooth Fairy?
1. No, I we do not want your money and we definitely do not want your self addressed stamped envelopes that’s why we did not provide an address.  If you send us money, we’ll charge you a $5 fee for wasting our time, and then we will do our best to write up something witty to make the rest of our readers laugh.
2. The Tooth Fairy is definitely real, She’s also very hot in bed!  I’ve got pictures, if you want to see them send me $5 along with a self addressed stamped envelope.  The lighting is a little dark, but you can make out enough to know whether I’m pulling your leg or not.

There is a bogus viral email that you may notice floating through your email from time to time called “How Tax Cuts Work” by David R. Kamerschen, Professor.  First, no one knows who really wrote this article or joke (below) Professor Kamerschen refutes the fact that he is the author.  It was in fact originally circulated in 2001 or 2002 under the name of T. Davies.

The article is written in a way to make a political point about taxes.  It hopes to present a truism with a simple analogy.  In the simplicity of the analogy the truth is supposed to be revealed that it takes someone with money to pay for things and make expensive things affordable for the poor.  (like Cake) 

Below is the original story and below that is the way that tax systems would really work with this type of an analogy in a full political and economic system.  The full system analogy is neither simple nor altruistic.

Now, this is a long bit of an article to read, but I promise you that it is interesting. 

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If you do not find it interesting, send me $5 for postage and handling along with a self addressed and stamped envelope and I will send you a dollar!  You will then have $1 and an interesting story to tell about how you earned that dollar.

“How Tax Cuts Work” – the original viral email

Let’s put tax cuts in terms everyone can understand.

Suppose that every night, ten men go to their favorite bar for beer. The tab for all ten
comes to $100 for ten pitchers. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like
this:

• The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
• The fifth would pay $1.
• The sixth would pay $3.
• The seventh $7.
• The eighth $12.
• The ninth $18.
• The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.

So, that’s what they decided to do. The ten men drank in the bar every night and seemed quite happy with the
arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve.

“Since you are all such good customers,” he said, “I’m going to reduce the cost of your nightly tab by $20.”

So, now drinks for the ten only cost $80. The group still wanted to pay their tab the way we pay our taxes.  So, the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free.

But what about the other six, the paying customers?

How could they divvy up the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his ‘fair share’?

The six men realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody’s share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being ‘PAID‘ to drink beer!

So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man’s bill by roughly the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay.

And so:

• The fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% savings).
• The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33% savings).
• The seventh now paid $5 instead of $7 (28% savings).
• The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% savings).
• The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 (22% savings).
• The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% savings).

Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four continued to drink for free. But once drunk and outside the bar, the men began to compare their savings.

“I only got a dollar out of the $20,” declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man “but he got $10!”

“Yeah, that’s right,” exclaimed the fifth man. “I only saved a dollar, too. It’s unfair that he got ten times more than me!”

“That’s true!!” shouted the seventh man. “Why should he get $10 back when I got only $2? The wealthy get all the breaks!”

“Wait a minute,” yelled the first four men in unison. “We didn’t get anything at all. The system exploits the poor!”

The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.

The next night the tenth man didn’t show up at the bar, so the nine sat down and drank without him. But when it came time to pay the tab, they discovered something important. They didn’t have enough money  between all of them for
even half of the tab!

And that, boys and girls, journalists and college professors, is how our tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up to pick up the tab anymore.

David R. Kamerschen, Ph.D.
Distinguished Professor of Economics
536 Brooks Hall
University of Georgia

OK, so in that example you are treated like ‘boys and girls’ and offered up a simple analogy that any beer drinker could relate to and it is asserted by someone that would appear to know what they are talking about.

Its all bogus, including the lesson,

How Taxes Really Work

To start with . . . .

In the US and throughout most of the rest of the world, the tenth man would have paid off a politician for $10 to get a beer subsidy of $30 per night(to create jobs for the bartender). Of this $30, $10 of course would have covered the lobbying expense, $10 would go in his own pocket, $1 would go to the bartender to keep his mouth shut, and $9 would go to the bar.

The Bar would give him a kickback of $10 each night for bringing in his 9 buddies to make them into alcoholics, repeat customers for life.

The Bar would then raise their prices to $130 citing inflation and higher taxes.

The tenth richest man would then secure his finances in a Dutch Holding Company managed by a trust in Ireland which invests in Chase and Bank of America. He would then explain to his buddies that he is as poor as the rest of them and can’t afford to pay himself as he cries into his beer that night citing his latest financial report which shows him to be broke on paper so that he doesn’t have to pay taxes in the United States ever again.

Citing his former generosity, the other nine men would agree that the tenth man can now pay nothing like the 4 poorest.

The others would then be faced with an adjusted amount of

• The fifth would pay $3.
• The sixth would pay $10.
• The seventh would pay $22.
• The eighth would pay $38.
• The ninth would pay $57.

Now the group would recognize that this is not fair and so would lobby the Government for an Earned Drinking Credit for the Poorest men. The government would oblige and give the four poorest men $2 each, but they would tax the 5th – 9th men $2 each as well.

• 4 men receive a total of $8 and 5 men pay $10.

The adjusted amounts would then look like this for all 10

• First Receives $2 pays $2 | Net 0
• Second Receives $2 pays $2 | Net 0
• Third Receives $2 pays $2 | Net 0
• Fourth Receives $2 pays $2 | Net 0
• Fifth Pay $1 to bar pays $2 to tax | net paid $3
• Sixth Pay $8 to bar; pays $2 to tax | net paid $10
• Seventh Pay $20 to bar; pays $2 to tax | net paid $22
• Eighth Pay $36 to bar pays $2 to tax | net paid $38
• Ninth Pay $55 to bar; pays $2 to tax | net paid $57
• Tenth Man:  Tax Credit Received: $30 ;
  Pays $10 to politician;
  $1 to bartender;
  Receives $10 from Bar
  Net RECEIVED $29 per night and free beer

Of course this can not go on forever as the sixth, seventh, eighth and ninth men can’t afford to pay those rates forever. So they start paying with their credit cards held by Bank of America and Chase.

The tenth man would start demanding a higher Return on Investment from his investment managers, who would be hearing similar requests from all of their other investors. They would then expand their holdings into mortgaged back securities where a good deal more profit could be made.

Meanwhile the Fifth through ninth men are racking up debt on their credit cards from drinking every night, their health care costs are increasing as their liver fails, and they are also spending more on gasoline as they drink and drive as they can no longer afford to cab it.

Ultimately, they end up refinancing their credit cards into their house where they have equity. The mortgage broker promises them a 4.9% interest rate on the refinance which sounds good as their credit card interest rate is up to 21%. The broker promises them that they will not have to verify their income, provide W2’s nor copies of their tax paper work.

Their mortgage broker doesn’t tell them, but lies about the value of their house in order to refinance their credit and help them avoid paying private mortgage insurance. At their current income levels, and without verifying their income, their mortgage would be classified as Sub Prime and the interest rate would be 10.9%

The mortgage officer lies about their income levels as well to boost the internal credit scoring mechanism and get them financed, not at 4.9% but 5.9%, which is better than 10.9% and happens to pay the mortgage broker a higher commission than a loan at 4.9% that is not sub prime.

The mortgage broker also promises them a payment of $900 per month, but fails to mention the balloon payment of $50,000 in the 5th year and doesn’t mention the adjustable rates in year 3.

The men separately show up with a hangover and sun glasses on the date of their close for their new mortgages. They trust their broker and do not read the paperwork in detail flipping and signing almost as fast as they could raise a beer bottle to their lips.

The loan closes, the mortgage broker gets a fat commission, the bank securitizes the mortgages by selling them to an Irish Hedge Fund and pockets collectively a billion dollars in profits that year.

The hedge fund holds the investment for a year, shows a 35% gain on paper and starts selling shares to retirement funds and 401ks in the US that the Sixth through 9th men just happen to have the rest of their life savings sitting in.

The tenth man sees the writing on the wall, literally magic marker on a stall in the restroom of the bar.

“The end is Nigh”

He pulls his money out of the Irish Hedge fund invested in real estate and invests in Gold at $600 a troy ounce.

Meanwhile, he lobbies congress to tighten bankruptcy laws for credit cards which he still has a sizable investment in. Congress tightens bankruptcy laws and makes it impossible to absolve credit card debt, forcing people into chapter 13 where they must pay off the debt within 3 years or go to debtors prison where they can work it off in 7 years.

Gas prices are still going up so the President ignores a minor terrorist threat, allows the terrorists to blow up a major building and then goes to war with the terrorists home country where there is no oil, and simultaneously with a country that sits on 10% of the worlds oil reserves that has a decimated military infrastructure.

Oil prices shoot through the roof with Gold following close behind. The President whose family comes from oil barons make a fortune and become famous at their skull and bones country club outside of Yale.

Meanwhile our famous 10 guys, start paying even more money at the pump. The first 4 guys end up taking second jobs working at Wal-Mart and have to give up drinking at the bar so that they can try and beat their teenage kids out of a promotion.

The fifth and sixth guys get foreclosed upon. They were forced to stop paying their mortgage payments so that they could pay their mandatory credit card payments as required by the new bankruptcy law.

The seventh, eighth and ninth men all previously traded up their homes for McMansions that they can not afford with interest only payments of $2300 a month. When foreclosures start happening their plans on flipping their McMansions and cashing in on the equity slips through their fingers.

To make matters worse seven and eight get laid off from the companies they work for when their jobs get outsourced to China. The ninth man keeps his job at a law firm, but fails to notice that his 401k fund is slipping and has lost 10% in the last year. Things are looking up as his law firm seems on the edge of landing a big contract with Merrill Lynch.

Then the real estate crash and sub prime mortgage scandal erupt. Banks start dropping like flies to be saved not by the cash strapped government that can barely afford the war for oil any longer, but by China. Oil and Gold soar, Gold hits $900 a troy ounce and Oil hits $130 a barrel (about the same amount for 10 rounds of beer prior to the crash). Beer prices hold steady for the first few months, but then start to edge up as gas prices for delivery creep into the bar owners expenses.

Then the first four men one night remember their favorite bar. They sneak around back around 4:30 am and steal 50 empty kegs that just happen to be made of pure aluminum. Those kegs are now worth about half the value of a keg that is full in scrap metal prices or about $80.

They are not stupid and don’t want to get caught turning the kegs in at the dump where the police are already looking for keg thieves. So they head out to the closed down manufacturing plant where they used to work. They start a big fire, and melt down the aluminum into big messy aluminum splashes on the cement.

They turn in the aluminum for cash and get caught up on their back alimony and child support before heading back to work at Wal-mart where they now work for their teen age kids that beat them out for that promotion earlier in the month because their job skills weren’t as good as recent high school graduates.  They then begin dreaming of new ways to find aluminum alimony allowances.

Meanwhile, the banks and mortgage companies lobby congress spending about $10,000 a head in an election year to bail out the economy. Congress provides the major banks with government backed loans to refinance the bad sub prime loans so that the government can personally guarantee those bad loans. They also put $100 billion of actual cash into the hands of Americans hoping to stimulate the economy.

Americans however, are all in debt up to their eye balls and use the extra $1200 they receive to make 2-3 credit card payments. They take the $300 for each kid and buy groceries for the month and then they start worrying about next month.

The banks get away free as they have Chinese financing now and no bad loans as they have refinanced them over to the US Government. The US government had to print more money to pay for all of these actions and so Gold goes up to $1500 a troy ounce.

The tenth man is now worth Billions and moves to Costa Rica to retire taking the new trophy wife that used to be the bartenders girl friend with him.

The first four men end up going to county prison for 3 months for stealing aluminum dog crap receptacles after running out of kegs to steal.

The fifth and sixth men end up living in an apartment and then homeless after they lose their jobs at Wal-Mart.

The seventh and eighth men whom we previously left hanging in our story after they lost their jobs and ability to pay for their homes, end up losing their homes, and their kids. They and their spouses are each convicted of mortgage fraud by the FBI in a major sting operation after it is revealed that they lied on their mortgage applications. Their mortgage brokers who actually did the paper work cop a plea agreement in exchange for immunity with the Feds and rat out each of their unsuspecting customers.

The ninth man ends up losing his entire retirement fund which took a big hit as the dollar rapidly plummeted into free fall. He ends up refinancing his own house under a government backed loan for $650,000. Unfortunately, a tornado comes through that winter in a freak coincidence and levels the home. FEMA promises to provide assistance but never shows up and the ninth man freezes to death attempting to salvage the shreds of his belongings. His home insurance policy refuses to pay as they claim that his house was over valued and then they prove it with comparables studies from his own mortgage brokers database.

The tenth man ends up dumping his new bride a year later, moving back to the states a year after that when the US appears to have hit rock bottom and he leads up a Chinese real estate investment initiative in the states. He makes another $10 billion in ten years, but is then executed in Beijing for espionage.

Meanwhile, the bar tender goes on to win American Idol and sleep with Paula Abdul. They are now blissfully happy, doped up on anti-psychotics, and the biggest two idiots the world has ever seen.

EDIT – Note this article is not written to refute the article titled ‘How Tax Cuts Work’ by David R Kamerschen. That is because David R Kamerschen refutes having ever written the original! This is just an article to expand on the concept of the original article written by an unknown viral writer.