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Kyra, filling in for Mr. Fab over at Pointless Drivel recently put the question to readers, are you addicted to underwear and what type of underwear do you like.  It seems that Kyra is a pantyholic or something.

Kyra writes, I’m addicted to underwear and, no… I’m not joking. I have a horrible urge to buy underwear pretty much all the time. If I’m in Target buying diapers or Scotch Tape I simply have to veer right and make a stop in the panty section where I will pick out about 80 pair at a time and buy them. I can’t help it.

So if you read the rest of Kyra’s article and the brazillion comments afterwards, you will realize that Kyra really likes panties (not thongs), and she’s not alone. 

Go figure

Well, I think as a counter point we should ask a question on the flip side.  What type of underwear is your least favorite or is something that you just can’t wear.

For example, I hate wearing Cock Socks!

Sure they are fun almost like a Chinese finger puzzle trap thing (stick fingers in from both ends and try and pull the suckers out.

You can do all sorts of neat tricks with cock socks almost like a yoyo and with similar names.

You can twirl it around the world, walk the dog, do a dirty sanchez, etc.

But the thing is that they don’t give you a lot of support and can increase chaffing.

Plus, when you are at work and have a cock sock, its very annoying hitting the urinal.  You have to go into the can, unzip your pants, pull your cock out, then pull off the damn cock sock.

Now if you really have to pee piss(more manly sounding), that can be a problem, because sometimes as soon as its free its going!

Don’t even get me started with putting the cock sock back on while in the restroom.  No guy wants to break urinal etiquette possible exception for Larry Craig, but you’ve just taken a leak, your possibly in a line with a couple other guys standing next to you at the urinal, and now . . .

and now, you have to pump things up a bit if you know what I mean so that you can get your cock sock back on!

I mean how awkward is that!

Oh don’t mind me, I’m just pumping my chicken to get my cock sock back on.

That shit just doesn’t fly at work.

Cock socks are also tough if you are on a road trip.  First while you are traveling the damn thing naturally starts to inch its way down your pant leg, but with a cock sick the tip can get caught in the folds of your jeans a bit.
Before you know it your shifting or hitting the break and your pants shift and hell all of a sudden your getting pinched and pulled when you should be keeping your eyes on the road and hands on the wheel.

That goes double if you are a school bus driver!

Now the real problem comes up when you stop at a rest station. 

You might get away with pumping yourself up a bit at work to get your cock sock back on.  Those ass holes already know how much of a freak you are after all, and most of them are 10 times worse!

But you go into a truck stop or rest area to let loose with 44 ounces of big gulp in a urinal that hasn’t been flushed since 1942 somewhere this side of Bad Ass, Texas and the first problem you have is keeping your Johnson from falling out into the putrid mess in the urinal.  But hell hath no fury like a truck driver named Honcho Geronimo Smith that ways 289, stands 6 foot 2 inches and glances over at you to see you pumping yourself up a bit with one hand while holding your cock sock in your teeth!

That shit’s either going to get you killed on the spot or gang raped over a toilet that makes the urinal look like a tidy bowl commercial.