Chicken Soup for the Cynical Soul: One Swine Day
April 27th, 2009 | 
Author: The country was put into consternation over the weekend with reports of 40 instances of Swine Flu in America, with Mexico, the illness’s country of origin, reporting 149 deaths.
("Move over lettuce, peanuts, spinach, peppers, mad cows and slightly irritated cows, SARS and Paris Hilton, Monkey Pox, South American Beetles, and infected birds…there’s a new slippery slope de jure in town being convienenly airlifted to your dinner table.")
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