BEIJING (Reuters) – A young woman in southern China has partially lost her hearing after her boyfriend ruptured her eardrum during an excessively passionate kiss, local media reported Monday.

The 20-something girl from Zhuhai, in southern Guangdong province, went to hospital completely deaf in her left ear, the China Daily said, citing a report in a local newspaper.

"The kiss reduced pressure in the mouth, pulled the eardrum out and caused the breakdown of the ear," the paper quoted a doctor surnamed Li from the hospital as saying.

The woman’s hearing would likely return to normal after about two months, Li said.

"While kissing is normally very safe, doctors advise people to proceed with caution," the paper said.

http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSTRE4B75EO20081208

As troubling as that new story is, its only half as troubling as the serial nature of this incident.  The same man has harmed other girl friends accidentally. 

He once accidentally bruised a girlfriends lungs while squeezing in the side during a tickle fight.  The same girl also complained to her doctor that his atypically rough facial hair scarred her cheek when they were snuggling.  But even more troubling was his former fiance who is still in a coma today after suffering brain damage from a lack of oxygen when he farted under the sheets and held her head under the sheets and blankets forcing her to smell his fart.  The man is a former Shaolin Monk that removed himself from studies in order to attend university where he is majoring in females studies.

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