Anyone with half a brain could see this latest bailout request coming from a mile away.  The Porn industry is seeking a $5 billion bailout from taxpayers.  The owners of Hustler and the Girls Gone Wild franchise are jointly asking for the bailout and will likely be called to Capital Hill sometime very soon to testify.

Many people in the porn industry think a bailout could hurt the porn industry.  People at the heart of the industry are dismissive of claims that if the US government took an ownership stake in Hustler, that it might degrade the quality of the magazine.  They claim most members of Congress are some of their biggest customers and hardest advocates behind closed doors, and airport stalls.  They do admit that government intervention might ‘gay things up’ a bit, according to Robert Jasmine Grenwich a communications manager for Hustler that was never actually hired by the company.

“I’ve worked as a Senate page and almost had an interview at Hustler.  I happen to know for a fact that if Congress puts their mitts down the pants of the porn industry that things will focus more on the boys than the girls.” said Grenwich on his blog TheMetroSexualPage.com.

Most Americans are flacid on the topic.  They recognize the need for porn, but point out that porn is more of a victim from ‘free porn’.  They think that porn has been drilled less by the recession than by changes in the business overall.

Hillary Clinton, who is expected to make a surprise guest visit at the AVN awards in Las Vegas this week, might actually weigh in on the side of Girls Gone Wild, but split her support away from Hustler magazine, whom she had a falling out with last fall after a dispute that arose during a Pay to Play campaign debt reduction offer.  Rumors have it that she played, but never received her pay.  Others think that the payment may have been hijacked by some Riyad donors in China that were trying to recoup their own contributions to Bill Clinton.  Bill is widely expected to support the bailout as well.  Many people think he might even take on an oversite role in a new government agency that may be created called the Sex Exchange Un Commission SeUC, pronounced SUCK.

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