Second, I wanted to talk about the Orgasmetric system. Now, I for one am very glad to see more people embracing the orgasmetric system. For decades in America we have been stuck on the English Orgasm system, with heavy puritan influences.

Even when the free love movement hit America 40 years ago, people still measured their orgasms against the old system.

Well, everyone knows that the numbers are always a lot bigger when you use any variation of the metric system and that goes dOuble for the Orgasmetric system.

Now, of course the standard unit of measure for the the Orgasmetric system is the ‘Ooooooh’, pronounced with an emphasis on the transition from the hard sounding O to the trailing oooooooo.

In the english system, the standard measurement is the Grunt. Because cursing or exclaiming the name of your favorite deity is typically taboo, only grunts are allowed.

So under the Orgasmetric system you will commonly see references to the

miliOoooooh
centiOoooooh
deciOoooooh
Ooooooh
decaOoooooh
hectaOoooooh
kilaOoooooh

Now things don’t get really mythical until you reach for the GigaOoooooh. Like fusion, a teraOoooooh is currently out of the reach of humankind, but many people think that science could make this possible within the next 10 years.