So lest you think I was cold hearted in mocking the death of a man that climbed into the trunk of his ex-girlfriend’s car, after breaking into the same car a month earlier to steal her pocket book and trunk key. The same man whose girlfriend took out a restraining order against him just a few days earlier. The same man who also happened to have a long arrest record, but completed a manslaughter sentence and possibly paying his debt to society once.

This Darwin Award Nominee wanted to insure that on the special activities section of the Darwin Award Nominee Certification form that he had some good stuff to put in there to help judges ultimately vote him in as the 2008 Darwin Award Winner.

It would seem that Ricky Dale Simond Sr. was a suspect in the disappearance of his son’s girlfriend. She disappeared a couple months earlier, and Ricky Simond Jr. believes that Ricky Simond Sr was to blame, especially as Sr. was the last to see the still missing girl.

It could be possible that Senior’s own girl friend was lucky to find Senior dead in her trunk as opposed to being dead in her own trunk at the hands of Senior.

Ricky Dale Simond Sr. seems to have wanted to stack the deck in his favor of winning the Darwin Award this year, not only for killing himself in a way that was very stupid (locking himself in the trunk of a car on a hot summer day), but by also working to prove to the rest of the human gene pool that we might all be better off without this contributing factor in society.

Let’s just hope that Ricky Simond Jr. was actually illegitimate. The textbooks may tell . . .

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