Darwin Award Winner Nominee Entry Qualified

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Well it does look like Ricky Dale Simonds Senior is qualified for entry into this years Darwin Awards.

Police have confirmed that they do believe that Simonds entered into his estranged ex-girlfriends trunk after breaking into her car earlier this month, stealing her pocket book and possibly a trunk key.

The weekend that Ricky was found, temperatures in the Gaston County area were in the high 80’s and mid 90’s. Trunk temperatures were reportedly hovering at a heat index of 115 – 130 degrees depending on color of car trunk, insulation and the availability of a portable trunk air conditioner (offered in some models that sport trunk monkey alarm systems).

Apparently Ricky’s girlfriend’s car had neither a trunk monkey alarm system, nor a pillow and blanket, nor cat supplies, nor bottled water or oxygen, nor a portable air conditioner for such a system, and Ricky Senior’s Goose was cooked good.

Now there is more even yet for me to reveal on this story, including my crass discussion of the death of a person.

more to follow – - – -
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