Darwin Award Winner Nominee Entry Qualified
Police have confirmed that they do believe that Simonds entered into his estranged ex-girlfriends trunk after breaking into her car earlier this month, stealing her pocket book and possibly a trunk key.
The weekend that Ricky was found, temperatures in the Gaston County area were in the high 80’s and mid 90’s. Trunk temperatures were reportedly hovering at a heat index of 115 – 130 degrees depending on color of car trunk, insulation and the availability of a portable trunk air conditioner (offered in some models that sport trunk monkey alarm systems).
Apparently Ricky’s girlfriend’s car had neither a trunk monkey alarm system, nor a pillow and blanket, nor cat supplies, nor bottled water or oxygen, nor a portable air conditioner for such a system, and Ricky Senior’s Goose was cooked good.
Now there is more even yet for me to reveal on this story, including my crass discussion of the death of a person.
more to follow – - – -
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