Ricky Dale Simonds Sr hopes to posthumously qualify for a Darwin Award Nomination in 2008. His nomination is currently pending qualification based on the potential that he did not remove himself from the gene pool, but may have had help from his girlfriend Kim Springer.

As it happens Kim drove her car around town last Saturday with friends and they began to notice a smell. She went home, went to bed, got up in the morning for church and again her and her church car pool buddies noticed a definite stench.

They prayed for relief, hit bible study, and came home. At home Kim popped her trunk and was assaulted by the sight and stench of her dead estranged bo, Ricky Dale Simonds Sr.

Police initially thought that Ricky got into the trunk on his own accord (no word if the car was an Accord).

To be a Darwin Award Nominee a person of dubious benefit to the human gene pool must voluntarily or through accidental means remove themself from the gene pool. Typically, the removal process proves the qualification for a nominee like the guy that drowned himself in a barrel full of the spit out California wines from a taste testing session while trying to win a bet for holding his breath for more than 4 minutes .

If Ricky can prove that he himself engaged in his own self removal, he might just be a contender!

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