VGV has received and exclusive confirmation that Britney Spears has officially flown over the Cookoo’s Nest.  Britney’s new attorney, Rex the Cat, a spunk 24 lb Tabby from Orange County, now representing Britney Spears.  Rex made a brief appearance outside of Cedars Sinai Medical Center where Spears was admitted against her will to determine what unknown substance she was under the influence of.

Rex pawed his way to a make shift podium saying, “Britney is now in my control.  She has been smoking catnip and that is not a controlled substance in California (for humans).  The courts must now release my client from the mental ward of Cedars Sinai and let her return to her home, where I will take up residence and promptly begin ignoring her.”

Rex also indicated off camera that he would file a paternity motion tomorrow on Britney’s behalf.  It would seem that Britney is claiming to be the father of her own sister’s baby.

Many celebrity paparazzi have secretly been whispering for months that Britney recently had a procedure, and now it seems evident that Britney underwent a sex change in order to impregnate her sister and engage in yet another custody battle of complete and utter hopelessness.