Local geese in Rochester, NY are becoming more and more concerned that the growing airplane problem is getting out of hand.  The situation came to a head this week when a local gaggle attempted to usher an airplane away from geese mating areas.

“No matter how much we honked and flapped our wings at the foolish plane, it wouldn’t change course.” airman second class Ferlunky Feddermine stated during a press conference.  “Some of the members of our wing got carried away and decided to take matters into their own feathers by flying straight at the plane, but the clunky dim witted metal bird could not turn away fast enough.  Two birds were wounded and 3 were killed, names will be released to the media once their next of kin hatches and can be notified.”

Over the last hundred years this new species of metal bird has proven to be more and more problematic.  The deaf and dumb creatures of the sky have very little ability to avoid other birds, they do not float nor swim well, and they seem to be mostly constipated except when they drop the most curious frozen blue feces while in flight, typically at very high altitudes.

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