George Bush intends to pursue a career in high tech after he leaves the office of President.  Insiders close to the president say that he is looking into a career in plasma cutting.  He has his sights set on a job as a Electromechanical Assembly Tech. 

George Bush Ain’t No Cowboy

When he went into the office of president he originally thought that he wanted to be a cowboy and run a ranch in Texas.  However, since purchasing a ranch and learning what it takes to run a ranch, the president has decided that it’s not the life that he really wants to lead.

“My good friend Vicente Fox, the former president of Mexico, helped me to realize that I’m just a pickup truck cowboy.  I don’t even like horses.”  George said in a relatively candid interview with his good friend Bill Maher at a recent party at the Playboy mansion.

The interview and the president’s new intentions to go into a tech career, didn’t receive many headlines as the news media was consumed with a sensational pictures of George Bush smoking marijuana and dangling two Playboy bunnies on each arm. 

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