Hillary Building a Bigger Village with Masturbating Men

October 16th, 2007 | Author: brettbum

Hillary Clinton and Republican Conservatives including the Christian Right all share a similar goal. They want to make families more important. They differ publicly on the means by which they hope to increase the importance of the family, but behind closed doors its a bit more of a circle jerk.

It all started back in 1994 when Bill Clinton’s Surgeon General, Jocelyn Elders went before the United Nations. She was asked in the context of World Aids Day, whether or not children should be taught to masturbate. Her reply was diplomatic, but indicated that masturbation like abstinence was a form of safe sex. Bill Clinton promptly fired Elders and a year later gave up masturbation himself to have an oral sex affair with Monica ‘Blue Dress’ Lewinsky.

During the year when Bill’s affair with Monica was coming to a head, Hillary published her book ironically titled, It Takes A Village, which was attacked by Bob Dole, who was running for President at the time. He said something like ‘I’m here to tell you, it doesn’t take a village. It takes a family.’

More and Bigger Families: A Common Goal of Politicians in the 90′s

The truth is that Hillary Clinton and the Doles and conservatives in general, they all held the same goal. They wanted to make families play a bigger role in our culture. Science is exploding with new data that indicates that masturbation plays an important role in the creation of families. Masturbation also brings more cohesion to families and counter intuitively it in can increase the size of families.

There’s Wives’ Tales and then There is First Lady Tail

For hundreds of years men have fallen under the spell of their wives when it came time to make a baby. Women had it rough. Having a baby could kill them and for hundreds of years, birth control as a life saving device was not available. So if having sex, makes babies, and babies might kill you, what would you do?

Have less sex!

History of Having Less Sex to Increase Male Fertility

So women would hold their partners off for longer and longer intervals. In the 1400′s there are even conversations documented within the Vatican library. Letter’s between spouses that all offer a similar sentiment in Italian and French, they say, “If you want a son, then we have to wait long enough for your sperm count to build up again.”

It was around this time that Galileo had invented the microscope in order to study his own sperm. He had daughters but no son and was trying to determine if there was a correlation to sperm count and male sons. This is actually the real reason why the Church tried him. It was far more damaging for the church to conceive of sperm counts, the essence of life under a magnifying glass. They could care less whether the sun was the center of the Universe or not, but the finger of God coming out of the head of a man’s penis to make a baby? That was heresy. Watching the finger of God under a microscope and counting the touches, that was almost akin to looking up the Pope’s Robes to determine if he were truly a man.

During the twentieth century this concept of holding the male off to increase fertility persisted, even after the advent of multiple forms of birth control. During the new modern age, the wives’ tale had sunk into our consciousness as common sense. We looked on things like the number of sperm in a man was finite, like the number of eggs in a woman. That is not the case however.

Men create sperm. Like a car or an engine, if you do not run it regularly, it starts to break down. Maybe a better analogy is the concept that if you do not practice, you do not make perfect sperm. Or as recent science has now started to realize, if you make Sperm at the beginning of the month, and sit on it all month long waiting for your partner’s perfect day, that sperm might just go bad.

Dr Allan Pacey, the secretary of the British Fertility Society, said that while not having sex allowed the numbers of sperm to build up, there was a “trade-off” between quality and quantity.

“This research shows that when you put people on a daily ejaculation regime, it reduces the figure for DNA damage.

“If you can go from 30% to 20% that is quite a big shift and that should have some implications for fertility.

“There are men out there who think, or whose partners think, that limiting ejaculation will make them more fertile.

“I remember one couple in which the woman would only let the man ejaculate when she was in her fertile period, so the poor chap was going without for almost a month at a time.”

He said that if a couple was initially trying to get pregnant, an interval of two to three days was probably advisable – whereas a man with high DNA damage and a “decent” sperm count should try more often.

‘More sex needed’ to boost sperm

The Masturbation Connection to Better Sperm

Now let’s face facts, a man’s penis does not know the difference between Mary and her five sisters and his wife’s vaginal tract. Here’s the logic of how the penis really works:

If you do not work the pipes, the pipes get rusty.
QED -> So when you work the pipes, you the pipes stay clean.

If you prefer a process analogy, NASA spent 10 years working on launching a phallic payload that would reach the moon. After they raced and raced to shoot off their rockets, they forgot to document their efforts well for posterity. Today, we have lost that knowledge and wisdom of how to consummate a Moon Landing. If you stop doing a thing, you start to forget how to do the thing bit by bit.

Its not a question of “Is the man Shooting Blanks?”

It is a question of “Is the man Shooting Duds? Has his sperm gone stale?”

When the milk goes bad, a farmer goes out and pumps some more. When your sperm goes bad, you don’t shoot it over to your wife and say,

“I’ve been saving this stale sperm for you all month honey!”

Men have to get out there and make fresh sperm. Stronger sperm. Rejuvenated sperm.

Making ‘Good’ Sperm is not Like Riding a Bike

You may be able to get on a bike and ride after 10 or 20 years of abstinence, but can you get on the same bike and do a back flip off a launch or get 10 feet of air on a half pipe? Not likely.

Sure, you can dust off the pipes and make a mess after a few weeks of inactivity, but that doesn’t mean that you are making quality stuff. Men have to keep their production lines and quality checks running a full speed. They have to improve their sperm building technique working towards the day when their battle hardened sperm will make the grade and break through to the other side. We don’t lose our Purity of Essence by spending it in sexual acts. We build up our Purity of Essence like super excited electrons bouncing up a Valence at a time.

Heavy Masturbation Evidence by Population Numbers

Now obviously certain cultures have been depleted by the myth that spending sperm is bad, that too much sex is bad for building a family, that masturbation is bad. This can be traced by looking at population explosions and population stagnation trends.

China and India have swelling populations, each mounting into the billions. Their men obviously do not shoot too many duds.

If you look at populations in Europe, in the US and other places you see a population growth that is much slower. The West is shooting duds and its their own oral traditions that are to blame. Science is catching on just a bit and that might balance things out. The west could balance out its population with the rest of the world, by ending the myth that abstinence makes the sperm grow stronger.

Furthermore, China as an example has attempted to practice population controls in the past. A public campaign in China to utilize Western Wives’ tales could actually make masturbation a taboo, which could in turn increase the Duds in the sperm count in China, thus slowing down population control.

Putting your Boys on Ice – Urban Legend Torture Concept

I’d like to point out one last fallacy. Many male fertility doctors will often times subject their patients to prostate ice torture. The concept is that if you put your balls on ice, it should increase fertility. So men around the US and Europe will put on special undergarments filled with ice packs.

Gentlemen, I posit to you that this is Nuts! If putting your Boys on Ice really helped fertility, don’t you think that the Eskimo population would be approaching 2 billion by now? The death rate in Siberia is higher than the birth rate. Chilling your Johnson makes it smaller.

Don’t believe me, you can run a simple test with a glass of ice water.

Get a 20 ounce glass

fill it with about 10 ounces of water and crushed ice and a half teaspoon of salt

Stick your man hood in the glass and stir for 2 minutes.

Don’t bother reporting the results to me, just trust your own eyes, your stirring stick will shrink (and it might not be your best friend anymore . . .)

I’m not saying that you should heat your boys up either. A pair of sweaty twins is not always the turn on for your wife that you think it might be.

Just keep things normal, and keep things regular if you want to be a fertility god.

Men Starting to Gain the Wisdom to Control their Fertility Levels

That last point has an inverse that can be very empowering for men. We might be looking at a male sexual revolution in the making. For years, men have been playing Russian Roulette with their Guns. Its currently popular and conventional wisdom that single men, should rub one out before they go on a date. If you want to pay attention to your date, and not get super distracted by being as Randy as a Billy Goat, you ease the tension before the date.

The problem with that notion is that by doing this, you are cleaning the pipes, oiling the mechanism and making yourself more fertile!

When you finally do make it to the promised land with your date, you are now firing off hollow tipped bullets at your dates eggs.

Teenage Pregnancy Increasing Due to Masturbation

Teenager boys are actually at the most risk for this type of behavior. The poor little dudes can’t hardly stop themselves from jerking off long enough to get to class. Their packing uranium tipped tank busters shells and they don’t even know it. They get a girl for the first time or even the twentieth and they are infinitely more likely to end up a daddy. The poor girls never know what hit them.

Their mothers might have even told them some of the wives’ tales mentioned above. They probably think that since their boyfriends are wanking themselves silly, that there is actually a lower sperm count in armory. They think they are having safer sex, when its actually the other way around.

We need to educate the kids and let them know just how potent they are making their sperm. The Surgeon General encouraged masturbation not because it made for safer sex, but because it would propagate more births!

The Conspiracy Unfolds in Partisan Gridlock

OK, stay with me here. So the Surgeon General said in 1994 that it would not be a bad thing for children to learn about masturbation. Sure back then that was safer than aids, but look what has happened in the last 13 years.

Teenage Pregnancy is at an all time high. Lets face it, teens are going to have sex. Encouraging them to masturbate more doesn’t slow that down, it speeds it up and it makes them more potent from a fertility perspective.

The Clinton’s Surgeon General laid the foundation to move us away from a 2-4 person family and into a household environment that was populated like a village! Hillary Clinton’s secret agenda is to become President and rapidly increase our population by encouraging more masturbation.

I’m not saying that there is anything wrong with that. Maybe we need a billion people to fend off China. Maybe we need 4 billion people so that we can masturbate our way through the galaxy. Regardless we need to understand what is going on.

Republicans and Democrats are actually tooling for the same goal here. They just differ in their approach. Republicans simply want marriage before the kids go off and mate like bunnies. The problem is that the gridlock between their fight has resulted in a lot of mating like bunnies, but with no understanding of the inputs and outputs.

Cleaning Up Afterwards

So to wrap things up, we need to understand what is really going on. We have to see the politics, the global dynamics, the pseudo science, the science, and the bull shit so that we can be empowered to find our own path.