iBoobs from Apple – iTits were Already Trademarked

February 1st, 2009 | Author: brettbum

And now a note from our sponsors, the makers of the Apple iBoobs.

The makers of the iBoobs would like you to consider purchasing the iBoobs. iBoobs are an Apple iPod player sewn into a woman’s bra. This device is made for both men and women, but sound quality is optimal when a man or a woman places their nose in the cleavage between a woman’s breast that is wearing iBoobs.

The iBoob device is inspired by the technologies present in both the iPod with the rotating wheel and the new iTouch. Regardless, iBoobs are definitely hands on. To increase volume, simply rotate your index finger in a clockwise direction around the nipple of the right breast. To lock the sound level, squeeze the nipple.

To scan for new songs on your iBoobs, rotate your index finger around the left nipple in a counter clockwise direction. To select a song, squeeze the nipple and release.

colorful-skins-available-for-iboobs-mp3-player The device comes in many different storage sizes and many different colors and artful skins. Unfortunately the device is not backwards compatible with other Apple products at all, nor does it synchronize well with any known computers, but hell no one buys iBoobs those reasons anyway. In fact, if you have any complaints about your iBoobs the technical support FAQ’s recommend that again , you place your nose in the woman’s cleavage and just relax. Alternatively, if you are having volume control issues, lips and lightly applied teeth may help you achieve the deeply resonant sound you are looking for.