Illuminati Endorse Mitt Romney via George H Thousand Points of Light Bush

The Illuminati of America officially announced their endorsement today of Mitt Romney.  The endorsement was announced by a former Illuminati Grand Wizard George Herbert Walker Bush. George H Bush also held the lesser office of President of the United State (POTUS) from 1988 until 1992.  During his tenure as POTUS, he made a famous speech referring to the Thousand Points of Light, a call to action for the Illuminati to advance out of their secret conspiracies and act openly on the world stage.

George H Bush failed in this movement when a separate faction in the Illuminati rallied their troops and elected Bill Jefferson Clinton to the office of Grand Wizard and then shortly after that he also gained the lesser role of POTUS, replacing George H Bush in both offices within a 7 month span while he and his wife Hillary, a High Priestess in the Church of Isis, both had 7 different affairs each with 7 different people.

Barbara Bush, a lower Priestess in the Church of Isis, later stated on October 23, 1993, “They just wanted it more than George and I.  Plus, George just didn’t have it in him any longer to have that many affairs and run the Illuminati and dabble with the US economy.  However, our’s will rise again, for as we left the Oval office I consecrated that House of Light with my own flesh and blood, who will fulfill the prophecies of the ancients.”

In a recently released biography about Bill Clinton titled, “The Impact of Curses and Hexes on the Clinton Presidency”, it was revealed that Bill Clinton learned of this quote by Barbara sometime around 1995, and shortly thereafter began working with a White House Intern in the Oval office to break the spell of consecration performed by Barbara Bush.  The challenge for Bill at that time came in his need to guess at which ‘flesh and blood’ relative Barbara had performed the consecration, a sexual act involving one’s own child and a family pet and some designer inspired jewelry.

Many people close to the President guessed that the consecration was performed with Jed Bush.  Based on that presumption Bill Clinton had to perform certain acts with the intern.  These acts are normally considered sexual in nature, but when used to remove a Hex of Consecration, they are decidedly not sexual, which ultimately led to his honest confession that he did not have sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky.

Unfortunately, Clinton chose Bush’s offspring poorly, the consecration was not broken, and the spell ultimately influenced the voters of Florida and the Supreme Court in a way that allowed George W Bush to take the White House and the office of Illuminati Grand Wizard. 

Illuminati Incumbents

The Bush family is now the incumbent leaders of the Illuminati Seers and George H Bush today announced the Illuminati’s endorsement of Mitt Romney. 

The Clinton’s are not sitting idly by.  They learned in 1999 that George W Bush was the person that would defeat them and since that time, they have forged a bond between Clinton’s faction of the Illuminati and Hillary’s Sisterhood of Isis.  They are hoping to have Hillary named as the next Grand Wizard of the Illuminati, while retaining her position as the High Priestess of the Church of Isis and also picking up the POTUS belt.

They hope that their efforts and their use of the Law of 3′s will enable Hillary to once and for all end the factional infighting in the Illuminati and enable the Illuminati to remain hidden from the public for another thousand years.

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