Since the beginning of the year millions of computers have become infected with the infamous Conficker virus. 

After two months in office the Obama administration may be covering up the source, former Vice President Cheney Vader may have been the master mind behind this virus.  The Bush Administration wanted to find some way to show that Obama wasn’t protecting the country, but they did not want to allow more people to die like they did in 9/11.

So this time they are trying out a computer virus set to go off on April Fool’s day.  But the virus is no joke, or at least not a harmless joke.

The virus installs a worm on your computer, which then proceeds to attach to Google Desktop where it looks for any positive contextual references in your documents or email that mention Barack Obama.  If the worm finds such a mention from you, it proceeds to then email itself to everyone of your contacts and infect them, then kills your hard drive.

The only apparent way to defend against this virus is to contribute $1,000 or more to the George W Bush Presidential Library.