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OJ Simpson was taken into custody in connection with an armed robbery in Las Vegas Nevada.  It’s expected that if charges are filed against OJ, bail will likely be set at a minimum of $400 million as OJ is the poster child for flight risks.

The presiding Judge in the case also stated that if Al Rowlings picks up OJ from court after posting bail, the bail amount will be doubled, Tripled if OJ, signs autographed copies of his new bestseller “If I did it” and passes them out while running from the police in a white Prius.

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