Kim Jong Il Plans to Land the Moon on North Korea by 2015
January 30th, 2009 | 
Author: The dear leader believes that a space race to the moon is a waste of the people’s capital. He feels that the world and North Koreans will be much better served by bringing the Earth’s satellite down to Earth itself, where the Dear Leader will have teams of shock troops standing by to drive up a tall ramp to the top of the moon and remove the American Flag from the lunar surface.
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