I heard a rumor that if you mess with Mac, you might get a case of firewire.
That happened to a buddy of mine when he was giving a reach around to his machine trying to plug in a video camera, but I guess that’s just part of the MacLife.
One minute your dancing away in white silhouette to a trippy background with an itune in your ears and the next minute you are bent over your laptop getting plugged with firewire.
All that said, it doesn’t mean that just because your machine is metrotechnical that you as a metrotechnical stroker have to be gay.

Macs are for girls too! In fact, Mac seems to give girls all the REALLY useful gadgets.
Don’t just give your favorite girl diamonds or Tahitian pearls, give her a Mac Tonight.