Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard

The absolute genius of Apple has struck gold again with the MacBook Wheel which will virtually wipe out the need for people to ever again use their keyboards.  It looks absolutely beautiful, has a price tag of just over $2600 and a battery life just under 19 minutes.  But its the beauty of the thing that has fan boys lining up at Apple stores around the country, even though the MacBook wheel will not officially go on sale to the public until February 29th.  Most hardcore Apple consumers are slapping down $2600 now to get on the early ship waiting list.

Early shipment options will enable them to receive their MacBook Wheel 4 days after regular consumers will be able to receive theirs if they just wait until the units actually hit store shelves.  Plus, $1 for every MacBook Wheel sold will be donated to the Save the Children Fund to help starving children around the world get jobs in the service industry feeding aging baby boomers suffering from hormonal problems and abnormally dry vaginas.

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