Michael Vick was probably dumb enough to just beat up and kill the dogs for fun, instead of properly burning blood in a fire and drinking some in communion.

Here are some definitions of satanism to help you get edu-macated:

Satanism: a belief in and reverence for devils (especially Satan)

or

Satanism n. The worship of Satan characterized by a travesty of the Christian rites. satanism Profound wickedness.

or according to the asses at Angel Fire

There are many different kinds of Satanism, or, one might say, many Satanisms. A theistic Satanist is one who reveres Satan as a deity. Other Satanists we refer to as symbolic Satanists. A symbolic Satanist does not believe in Satan as an actual entity, but, instead, regards Satan as a symbol of values which a given particular Satanist endorses, usually including individuality and independent thought.

I also agree with Joe that George Bush is not a satanist, however, if you Google George Bush Satanist there are a lot of convincing arguments to the contrary, personally I think that is all just propaganda pushed out by the descendants of Mu, but everyone knows they are all just a bunch of wankers without any real knowledge or power.

On a separate note, why is Viral Grape Vine covering this serious topic anyway instead of the normal satyrical bull shit that you normally write about? More jokes, less hardcore news and analysis!

Oh, and just because someone sticks their ‘rude’ finger up, and/or does a little wave to the crowd, doesn’t mean their the devil’s advocate. Its a f@ck%#! sign of expression. PERIOD.

Oh, and something else. You might want to look up the term ‘satanism’ and find its TRUE meaning, and what its ‘followers’ actually believe. Need-less to say, it has NOTHING to do with worshipping Satan, but predominantly ‘atheism.’ – (This means rejecting God all-together, and thus Satan also.)

So…yeah. You just got OWNED!