Michael Vick may be out of jail but the shit storm has just started, literally almost.  Michael Vick’s unwilling neighbors have staged a revolting revolt against the presence of furloughed federal prisoner Vick, who admitted guilt 19 months ago.

Neighbors have spent the last several days parading their dogs past Vick’s modest home in Virginia encouraging the pets to defecate on Vick’s lawn, drive way and sidewalk.  This resulted in a relatively crappy welcome home and caused one of Vick’s parole officers to remove and clean her shoes after stepping in a nasty mess while walking with Vick to test his new ankle bracelet.  Security guards armed with cones, barricades and pooper scoopers are now on patrol to fend off the neighbors and dogs, although a spokesperson stated that the guards are there primarily to keep dogs at a safe distance from the prisoner.

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