The Scientists at Miller Brewing Company have recently woken up out of a drunken stupor.  Shortly afterwards they downed some bloody marys (getting in touch with their feminine side, all scientists at Miller are still male for reasons known only to Americans that still like to wear leather breeches in the German tradition).

Upon twirling their bloody marys with celery, several of them had a revelation. 

Miller beer is actually make up!

Their beer makes women more attractive and unlike the makeup that must be applied externally and by hand, Miller Makeup can be activated by internal consumption by the viewer as opposed to the woman.

Now, this is a statement of the obvious for most men, who commonly refer to this phenomena as ‘Beer Goggles’ but these leather breeches wearing scientist pansy boys had never contemplated that phenomena.   But understanding it none the less has enabled them to improve upon the formula and learn to make even better cheaper beer.

Now this leather breeches group is embarking upon an advertising campaign to separate men from women (making the men available and drunk).  You can see an example of the advertising campaign below, that is being transmitted virally via email, which is where I found this one.

So be forewarned unless you are looking to hook up with a Miller Scientist wearing breeches, you may want to drink in moderation.  As to that horsy group of scientist at Budweiser, they are not really interested in your two legged self.  Their two busy fantasizing about horses and trying to figure out how to avoid foreclosure on McMansions while their horsy wives similarly try to plot ways to off their husbands(again all male scientists at budweiser too) in order to get the mortgage life insurance pay off.