No Redbull for fire
Few people realize that applying red bull to a surface while running away from a fire ball on a stair way is a sure fire way of increasing the rate of incineration for your average office worker.
That goes double for cubicle workers, who carry a higher static charge from rubbing against cloth cubicle walls trying to avoid cube mates.
A significant amount of market research has been expended to prove these theories out and as all market research is infinitely reliable, this pronouncement can not be ignored for peril of combusting in a fireball on a high rise stairwell.Mobile post sent by 001brettbum using Utterz. Replies.
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