Barack Obama went to the exclusive Alfalfa Club to meet with Sarah Palin and other Washington Insiders this week.  As is traditional, he had to do a stand up routine before water could be served.  Here are some of his better one liners:

"I am seriously glad to be here tonight at the annual Alfalfa dinner. I know that many you are aware that this dinner began almost one hundred years ago as a way to celebrate the birthday of General Robert E. Lee. If he were here with us tonight, the general would be 202 years old. And very confused."

"Now, this hasn’t been reported yet, but it was actually Rahm’s idea to do the swearing-in ceremony again. Of course, for Rahm, every day is a swearing-in ceremony."

"But don’t believe what you read. Rahm Emanuel (Obama’s chief of staff) is a real sweetheart. "No, it’s true. Every week the guy takes a little time away to give back to the community. Just last week he was at a local school, teaching profanity to poor children."

"But these are the kind of negotiations you have to deal with as president. In just the first few weeks, I’ve had to engage in some of the toughest diplomacy of my life. And that was just to keep my BlackBerry.

"I finally agreed to limit the number of people who could e-mail me. It’s a very exclusive list. How exclusive? "Everyone look at the person sitting on your left. Now look at the person sitting on your right. None of you have my e-mail address.

Robert E. Lee would be ‘very confused,’ Obama jokes – The Oval: Tracking the Obama presidency

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