President Obama (aka Stumpy in high school basketball ) doesn’t want to lose any Democratic Senate seats, and he’s not going to say no to ‘any’ request.  Even if that means rubbing some of his mojo off on Illinois State Treasurer Alexi Giannoulias, who is hoping to pick up Obama’s vacated senate position.

"I appreciate his strong sense of advocacy for ordinary Americans," Obama said during a fundraiser. "You can count on him."

Obama said he needs Giannoulias, and that he needs him in Washington too because, "I don’t know whether you’ve noticed, but we’ve(he and I) got a lot work to do."

So What’s the Problem with this Match Made in the Heart Land?

Well Giannoulias’s family bank has been seized by federal regulators in regards to questionable loans.  Not a good example for someone that worked as the state treasurer and wants to go to Washington in an environment where financial clean up is the staple of the day. 

Maybe Obama will just have to settle for a speech, dinner and a cold shower.

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