OJ Simpson Sues Las Vegas Chamber of Commerce for False Advertising

OJ Simpson complained to the LA Times that he thought that ‘What ever happened in Vegas, stayed in Vegas.’

After happening on some people that had his “Stolen shit, MotherF***er!” that he didn’t really own, he ramped up his bad boy image and tried to do what any football player, actor hero would do, He tried to steal it back.

But Las Vegas police and prosecutors apparently aren’t real big on pleasing the tourists. Instead of letting the issue stay in Vegas, they let the whole world know what Simpson did, where he stashed his off shore financing and more. Plus, they are probably going to send him to state prison if he’s found guilty.

Simpson fired back by filing a lawsuit on Monday against the Las Vegas Chamber of Commerce claiming false advertising or at least breach of implied contract.

Roy “Goonie Eyes” Rodolfo, the President of the LVCC, made a statement clarifying that the Chamber’s claims of keeping what happens in Vegas in Vegas applies in the Simpson situation, as they fully intend to keep Simpson himself in Vegas for 5-10 years.

Posted: Monday, September 17th, 2007 at 1:32 pm under: Satyre, Viral Story by brettbum.