Scientists monitoring a glacier clinging to Mount Redoubt noticed that a hole in the glacier clinging to the north side of the volcano had doubled in size overnight  — and now spans the length of two football fields.  The doubling in size coincided with a Sarah Palin Clan gathering just above the glacier. 

Each year members of the widely extended Sarah Palin clan gather for a massive Beer fest.  The drinking starts at the crack of noon and continues until noon the next day.  The event peeks before it ends just before midnight when the entire clan gathers on top of a long cliff above the glacier. 

From this lofty vantage, the entire clan proceeds to engage in a group ‘Piss Off.’  Men and women of all ages and sizes line up with arms linked together, entertwined at the elbows and they piss over the cliff.  It starts with the oldest Palin on the right and as soon is she is done pissing, it moves to the next Palin, and so on and so forth until the clan is entirely pissed out. 

The Palin clan is famous not only for its popular governor and snow machine champion, but also for the ability of all of the women in the Palin clan to piss while standing up.

Members of the first Palin Clan Piss off in 1896.  The Piss off started in San Francisco.  The Palin’s at that time pissed off the porch, but unfortunately they pissed in such volumes that it destabilized the ground under the house, which eventually came crashing down and the Palins fled to Idaho and later Alaska.

Scientists with the Alaska Volcano Observatory on Friday flew close to Drift Glacier and spotted vigorous steam emitted from a hole on the mountain glacier. By Saturday, they had confirmed the area was a Piss-hole, an opening in the ice and earth that emits gases and steam, that was increasing in size at an alarming rate.

They also saw water streaming down the glacier, indicating heat from urine is reaching lower elevations of the mountain and heading for Anchorage miles away.

"The glacier is now sort of falling apart in the upper part," research geologist Kristi Wallace said.  Without a solid freeze this winter, it is feared that this glacier may be irreparably damaged.  Even worse, the glacier keeps Mount Redoubt cooled. 

Mount Redoubt is a slightly active volcano and the change in thermodynamics in the glacier resulting from all of that Palin Piss might just trigger that mama to blow!

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