Always a Nominee Never a Winner

George W Clooney, not to be mistaken for the popular actor George Clooney, is routinely nominated mistakenly for People Magazine’s Sexiest Man of the Year and he rarely makes it past the 2nd or 3rd rounds of selections.  In 2001 after eating nothing but burgers on the Atkins diet, he managed to get down to a fighting weight of 278 and made it to the high end of the 4th round of cuts.

He still hopes for the day when he might adorn the cover of People and from there, the sky is the limit.  Maybe he can even accept a cameo to Ocean’s 43.  In the meantime, he sits back at his home office in Tulon, Ohio where he works as an internet stalker after being laid off from a business performance management consulting gig when his clients refused to pay the cost for a second seat on Southwest Airlines.

He is also currently working on an optical mouse that will work on his own belly without the need for a mouse pad.

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