Pfizer Announcement – Liquid Viagra Marketed by Pepsi
April 25th, 2008 | 
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Pfizer Announcement
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of ‘cocktails’, ‘highballs’ and just a good old-fashioned ’stiff drink’.
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer’s research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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Is this for real. If so I would like to be a test subject or receive a sample!
I am a 63 year old male and have used the tablet form. In fact I have a perscription of 10 per month!
Thanks, Mike Long