1. “Why did I marry her? Why didn’t I just put a loaded gun in my mouth? Why, God? Why?”
2. “Holy crap, look at that rear end. Somewhere, a semi-truck is missing its ‘Oversized Load’ sign.
3. “Somewhere, there are two willing girls naked in a hot tub and I’m stuck here listening to her jabber on about health care.
4. “Sheesh, Rush is sooooooo right - She does sound like Nurse Ratchett!”
5.  “My God, does that woman never shut up?”
6.  “I wonder if Monica still has the same phone number.”

7.  “Damn, Just think of the babes I could get with Barack’s Mojo!”
8.  “I can’t believe that asshole George sent me those those pictures of Condi pounding him with a strap on over my old desk in the Oval Office.  How the hell do you get an image like that out of your mind?”
9.  “She told me, she’d never blow me again unless she was elected President.  Not lookin’ so good right now .  .”