Atlanta Police recently pulled over a GTO for running through a stop sign in an upscale Buckhead community.  Officers with squad car video camera rolling proceeded to approach the not so fast but stop sign furious GTO with guns drawn yelling for the driver to, “Show Your Hands!”

The driver did not present his hands and as the police officers approached the car windows from both sides, they holstered their guns and pulled out two tazers.  The officers then both simultaneously tazed the driver in the car.  The passenger seemed to let out a muffled, exclamation . .

“Ron’t Rase Re Rude! Ron’t Rase Re Rude!”

The video then shows the police officers opening the drivers door and pulling the suspect driver out of the car.  The driver was not a person but a large dog, a boxer in fact.  The dog stumbled out of the car and the officers both tackled the animal and attempted to apply hand cuffs, but the suspect escaped the hand cuffs and proceeded to urinate on one of the officers Hi-tech shoes.

The internet and YouTube are now being over run with boxer images and viral videos of the police scuffling with the pooch.  Subsequent field sobriety tests were performed showing the dog being forced to walk a straight line, sit, and beg which brought out cries from many people that the police officers over stepped their bounds.

Ingred Newhound, spokewoman for PETA (People for the Exceptional Treatment of Alcoholics) stated, “No Drunk should ever be forced to sit on a street and beg in front of a camera.  It is demeaning.”

Captain Mullhowlin of the ATLPD, indicated that the video tape was under review.  When questioned further, she stated that it was being reviewed that evening at a fellow officers house in conjunction with cross training previously scheduled with fire and rescue units.  Inside sources claim that the ‘review’ was actually a very large cross departmental party and that the video was the highlight of the party with officers and firemen taking turn playing the perpetrator.

Subsequent toxicology reports and stool samples later indicated that the canine was in fact drunk.  The boxer, named GW (pronounced GEE Dubb Uh Yuh) apparently licked a 1.2 during a breathalizer and then proceeded to gnaw the testing device in an obvious effort to destroy evidence.  The stool sample later confirmed the read out and is now piled in a box in the evidence locker room, which reportedly stinks like dog crap.

Unfortunately, GW escaped the next morning before arraignment as he was being transported to the court room a squirrel made the suspect excessively distraught and once again GW slipped both his hand and leg cuffs and even jumped out of his orange jump suit in one swift movement.

Bailiff Jimmie Lee Fry, made a statement claiming that the jail took its prisoner and dog responsibilities very seriously and that a dog hunt was under way.  Over 3 dozen dogs have escaped from Atlanta jails in the last 10 years.  Unfortunately for the prisoners they are often picked up by animal control and put to sleep before they ever have the opportunity to have their day in court.