I came across this image in a blog article featuring red neck jokes.
http://divaoperatingmanual.blogspot.com/…-when.html

It seemed to me that the image could have benefited from a slight reworking with a different image sub title.

This may look like the back of a sports bra at first glance. Look again at the elastic fitting on this ISD (Improvised Support Device).

I just want to say that this is wrong on so many levels that I just can’t list them all, but here’s a go at it.

-Your bra should never have skid mark stains in it
-Your head is not a taint
-This is not the way to avoid a wedgy
-If someone pulls a penis out the whole designed for it, I will scream.
-That’s not pubic hair, it’s a hair do
-One should not mix plumbers butt with belly cleavage and real cleavage all at once
-Fruit of the Loons were not made to support melons
-If your under wear gets a rip in it and your package is getting caught in your jeans, do not give your under wear to your wife to wear. (if you must get some extra use out of them, donate the damn things to charity and write it off on your taxes like Bill Clinton does)
-This is no way to cure acne on your back, that’s just a stupid urban legend stop believing everything you hear and read.
-This is what happened to one girl that pulled her head out of her boy friend’s ass.
-Lose a bet – $20, Being forced to stick it where the Sun Doesn’t Shine, A Price to High to Pay
-Even my dog that chews up underwear thinks this is gross
-Warning! Wearing Mens Underwear as a shirt will void the manufacturers warranty.